Book 1 of the cats tails
At the start there was the end witch confused and annoyed a lot of people so they gave up and went back to what they were doing before, then they realized that they were all dead so they promptly fell down on the floor and stopped complaining. But that’s a different story that I’m never going to tell you. Any way in the beginning jarthorg told the remnants of the destroyed universe to reassemble, and they did, but this time something was different, somehow tiny Bactria had re-become and were doing things differently they were changing but very slowly which annoyed jarthorg as he only had seventy millennia left on dreams from the last peopled universe, which may I add had forced life to rear its ugly head in just three seconds, which he thought was fairly good for a medium sized galaxy.
After about twenty millennium large cumbersome lizards roamed what jarthorg had affectionately called Quentin. Except for one island, where several small furry creatures with triangular ears and a long tail reigned supreme. These were different from the lizards in several ways mainly in that they had at least some kind of sentience. They could think deeper and more thoughts other than “food” and “arrrrrrrrrrg”. These cats (which roughly translates as “first life”) on their small island changed faster than any other creature on Quentin, And eventually grew to have full consciousness and their final form had a large head and arms with fingers at the end. They lost their tails and pointed teeth however they had kept the long pointed ears but they had moved them to the side of there head. Jarthorg said to himself “these shall be my people”.
Extract taken from the first imperial book of creation.