Love Struck, Down the Drain!
Everyone has a fan, maybe a rock singer who is a terrific star
You idolize him as a great power, one who is truly never far
His hair, voice, even his cool ways can make you go nutty
It's one crazy daydream and in his hands, you're totally putty
An exciting event, the time to see him perform on stage tonight
What a big thrill!! My heart is racing as I hold the ticket so tight
But getting a parking spot had to be next to a dirty tattoo place
Three guys talking about my fan, what they said I could not erase
"I have his wig, smokes and something to put him in Mellow Land
and Candy must wear that nylon top or she is fired from the band!"
That night, I saw the light, I sold my ticket to someone nearby
She was happy, I felt empty and by a sewer drain, I began to cry
A once dazzling fairytale turns into a shabby heartbreaker.