Season 1; Episode 10: Ice Madness
(The children traveled through the clouds and wanted to make a quick pit stop at the woods.)
Azumaro: (complaining) I'm tired!
Ito: (also complaining) Me, too!
Usagi: Then let's go to bed!
Takara: (moaning) Now?
Usagi: (feeling sorry for them) Just look at them! They're helpless!
Takara: (not impressed) Sure they are! I believe Ito, but Azu, he does this all the time, trust me!
(Ito and Azumaro fell asleep like they’re in day care. Azumaro was dreaming about girls, Sake, and food. Ito was dreaming about something else. He needed something to lie on, so he crawled between Azumaro legs, and rests his head there.)
Takara: (looking at Azu & Ito) Aww! How cute!
Usagi: (confused) What?
Takara: Just look at the two!
Usagi stared at Ito and Azumaro sleeping together
Usagi: (thinking that they are gay) You don't mean that they're...!
Takara: (nervous) No! That's what little boy's do!
(A few hours later, Azumaro woke up.)
Azumaro: (yawning) Ah! That's all I need!
(Then he felt something between his legs. He looked down and saw Ito hold him like he was his father.)
Azumaro: (pissed): What the hell?!
Takara: (pissed) Don't touch him!
Azumaro: (still pissed) Why? He's all over me!
Takara: He just wants someone to be the matress so that way he doesn't have to feel any pain in the morning."
Azumaro: (not impressed) And he thinks that I'm the matress?
Takara: (smiling) Yup!
Azumaro: (pushing Ito off) Ugh! Ito! Get off of me! Go find something else to sleep on!
(Azumaro tries to pushed the prince off, but for a kid like Ito, he's hard to be pushed off.)
Azumaro: (to Ito) The fuck?! Can you at least lose weight?
Takara: (pissed) What the hell?
Usagi: (also pissed) Don't say that to the prince!
Azumaro: (skeptical) He's the prince?
Usagi: Uh, yeah?
(Then Ito woke up, only to see Azu's crotch, but as he turned his head up, he saw pissed off Azumaro.)
Ito: (smiling) Hi.
Azumaro: (looking down at Ito with sarcasm) Well, looks like someone has a good night sleep!
Takara: (shouting to Azu) Leave him alone!
Azumaro: (pissed) Fuck no! He was all over me!
Takara: (skeptical) Like he wants to be all over you!
Ito: (confused) What's going on?
Usagi: (to Ito smiling) Oh, nothing, young prince! They're just arguing like any other sibling should!
Ito: Young prince? I'm the prince?
Usagi: Didn't you know?
Ito: Not really.
Usagi: You may not know this, but we remembered that you're the prince.
Ito: (skeptical) Okay, prince of what?
Usagi: Katatsumuri Kaigara.
Ito: (trying to pronounce Katatsumuri Kaigara) Katasumuru... what?
Usagi: (=_=) Oh fuck! You can't even pronounce your own tribe name!
Ito: (shouting) Because it's hard!
Usagi: Let's just say snail shell tribe.
Ito: (happy) Now that I can pronounce!
(That same night, Takara wondered about the highest level of element bending, so she couldn't sleep.)
Azumaro: What's a matter? You were fine all of a sudden, but not now?
Takara: (depressed) I don't know, I wanted to know more about level X, but what?
Ito: Again with level X?
Azumaro: (to Ito) You're up early!
Ito: (to Takara): What's a matter?
Takara: Level X. I need to know more.
Ito: Any suggestions?
(The children think of a way, but since their boredom is growing, Takara finally found a solution... To the ice museum!)
Azumaro: (complaining) The museum? Snooze!
Takara: (shouting) Come on! It's not just a museum, it's an ice museum! It's very interesting!
Ito: I hope so!
Takara: (to Ito) Believe me, I know so!
Azumaro: (moaning) So what? It's just a bunch of stupid, lifeless ice statues that sucked more than Takara's tasteless rock sale! I'm leaving!
Takara: Let's go! (pulling Azu's arm) Would you rather get eaten by lions, tigers, and bears?
Azumaro: (laughing) Lions? Tigers? Bears? Right! I’ll be fine right here while you losers enjoy on your loser time at this lame museum! Besides, this is Japan, not Africa! There are no lions, tigers, NOR bears!
Takara: (walking away) Suit yourself!
(Then Azu heard a roaring sound from the bushes, and he got scared, so he decided to join the "loser" club.)
Azumaro: (shouting) Wait for me!
(The children and the winged horse enter the museum, then they heard footsteps, but they're not scared.)
Ito: When's Azu coming?
Takara: (checking her sundial) Three... Two... One!
Azumaro: (gave in) All right! I'm here!
Takara: (smiling) I knew you can come!
Azumaro: (bored) Whatever! Let's just get this over with!
(The children took a tour around the museum; they wowed, except for Azumaro.)
Takara: (wowing) Isn't beautiful?
Azumaro: (lying) Yeah, it's soooo exciting... NOT!
(Takara ignored Azu and looked around at the beautiful, larger than life statues. Azu was still not impressed.)
Ito: (excited) This is so cool! They have an ice statue of a bear!
Usagi: (also excited) (also excited) And they have an ice statue of the previous Godai master!
Ito: (amazed) Wow!
Azumaro: (bored) And you think it's cool? What happen to all the special powers?
Usagi: Azu! They don't need special powers to be cool! They are a work of art!
Azumaro: (complaining) And you're a horse! You're not even in the same species as us, and you're interested in this crap!
Usagi: (smiling) I don't have to be a human to be interested!
Ito: (smiling) Yeah, Azu! Don't be such a baby!
Azumaro: (shouting) I ain't no baby! Unless you look like one!
Ito: (shouting) Am not!
Azumaro: (shouting) Are too!
Takara: (shouting) Boys!
Ito & Azumaro: Sorry!
(Behind Takara's back, they argued again. She turned around, and they acted natural like nothing happened. The children kept on going to their expedition, and there were more ice statues.)
Ito: (surprised) Holy cow! They're more of them!
Usagi: Looks like someone has a thing of ice sculpting!
(A few minutes later, they stop and took abreak, but Azu was still not impressed.)
Azumaro: (groaning) Thisis not helping!
Takara: (shouting) Azu!
Azumaro: (complaining) I'm sorry but this place SUCKS! I'm not a huge fan of museums, and why did it became a museum?
Takara: (pissed) Because that's what it IS! Don't make it worst than it all ready is!
Azumaro: (smiling) Oh no! We're not even in the worst conditions, yet!
Ito: (pointing at one statue) Hey look over there!
Azumaro: (impatient) Now what?
(Ito ran behind the ice statue that he was pointing, and made a funny face. Takara and Usagi giggled, but Azu had enough!)
Ito: (complaining) Aw! I gave it my best shot, and he's still bored as fuck!
Takara: It's okay.
Azumaro: Please, Ito, don't take this the wrong way, but don't make fun out of something that is no fun!
Ito: (pissed) Come on!
Usagi: (yelling) Don't upset the prince, dumbass!
Azumaro: (shouting) I'm not! I'm just saying that this place is no fun, okay? So let's get some sleep!"
(Azumaro leaned on one of the statues, but suddenly the statue that Azu leaned over tilted on top of another statue, and another, and another, and another.)
Takara: (scared) Azu! What the hell did you do?
Azumaro: (nervous) Nothing! I was lying down telling you morons how boring this place is, until this happened!
(The children watched the statues knocking and crashing at one another like giant dominoes. The last one was about to fall on the children, but Ito pulls out his septor, and magically stopped the statues from falling on them. The rest is history. Fuchsia magic surrounded the last living statue, but the museum was a mess.)
Azumaro: (in shock) Oh man! We're doomed!
Ito: (still holding the septor, and the statue) No we're not! We still have the last statue, and it's safe and sound!
(Ito releases the sculptor and caught it. He puts it back at the table, but as he turned around, he knocked it over, and the last statue is no more. It crashed, and everyone looked at Ito wide eyed. Ito has the same reaction.)
Ito: (scared) Okay? Now we're doomed!
(Then suddenly they heard footsteps, this time they got scared. The children try to find a place to hide, but since they’re no sculptors left standing, it’s hard for them to hide. A museum keeper walking, and saw the destruction of his beloved museum. All that is left is debris. He was in shock, but at least it didn’t melt.)
Museum Keeper: (screaming) MYYYYYYYYYYYYY MUUUUUUUUUUSEEEEEEEUUUUUMM!!!
Ito: (yelling) RUN!
(The children looked around and it had appeared to be a winter wonderland at the back of the museum. Azu was a little excited, but hides it from Takara.)
Takara: (to Azumaro): Excited yet?
Azumaro: Um... NO! And I still think it's stupid! Yeah that's right! Stupid! And now I'm gonna do the "stupid" dance!
(Takara got pissed, while Azumaro's doing the stupid dance. Ito threw a snowball at him.)
Azumaro: (pissed) Ow! What the hell? (looks around, then saw Ito whistling)
Ito: (lying) What? That ain't me!
Azumaro: Oh yeah? Prove it!
Ito: (smiling) Nope! I lied!
(Ito threw another snowball at Azumaro, and things gota little hectic in a good way.)
Azumaro: All right then! (then picks up a snowball) Two can play at this game!
(Ito and Azumaro were throwing snowballs at each other. Takara spotted a frozen statue of a female. She read what it says below the statue: Aisu the Ice Goddess.)
Takara: Guys! I think there's something you like to see!
Ito & Azumaro: What?
(Takara pointed at the statue. Ito and Azumaro stopped throwing snowballs and looked at the statue.)
Azumaro: Looks like we're far away from the safe side.
Takara: And what makes you say that?
(Suddenly there was a rumbling sound. There were vibrations below their feet as the ground shook. Azu looked up, and the goddess was in a different position: She was standing up.)
Azumaro: (scared): That's why!
(Aisu opened her eyes, and the children got scared.)
Ito: This is not going to end well!
Azumaro: Exactly!
Takara: Come on, guys! We have a job to do!
All: Right!
(The children weren't afraid any more. They're ready to fight. They have their weapons ready. Aisu shoots ice crystals at the children, but the dodge every one of them. Takara bends the water, and ties Aisu up, but she broke free. Azumaro shoots ice arrows at the goddess, and another, and another.)
Azumaro: Ha! Gotcha!
(But then the ice cracked, and Aisu was free again. She was really mad.)
Azumaro: The fuck?
Takara: (pointing at the incoming ice) Look out!
(Azu looked around him, and the ice knocked hm to the wall. His whole body except his head, neck and shoulders was covered in ice.)
Takara & Ito: Azu!
Azumaro: (struggling) Don't worry about me! Just stop that freak!
(Ito nodded, and tries to get Aisu's attention)
Ito: (shouting to Aisu) Hey you! Over here!
(Aisu looked to her left and Ito was ready.)
Ito: (attack mode) Come and get some!
(Ito shoots fuchsia laser beams at Aisu. Holes appeared on Aisu's icy body. Ito got her, but the holes disappeared. Aisu bends the ice, and knocked Ito to the same wall where Azumaro was glued in. He, too, was covered in ice. Ito was unconscious.)
Usagi: (to Ito) Your highness! (then to Aisu) You bitch! How dare you?!
(Usagi charges at Aisu, but she frozed all four of Usagi's feet. Usagi struggles to get free. Ito regained consciousness.)
Ito: (to Usagi) Usagi! (then to Aisu) What the hell is wrong with you?
(Aisu said nothing, and she was about to give her worst threat to Ito, but Takara stepped in, and dodged the ice away. She was pissed.)
Takara: Now that's no way to treat your guests!
(Takara then switched from water bending to ice bending, since she's a level V. Aisu was amazed, but Takara shoots ice crystals at Aisu. She did it again, non-stop. Aisu held out her hands, giving her a sign to stop, but Takara was kicking some major ass!)
Takara: (pissed) Don't you dare hurt my friends!
(Takara started to glow. Ito, Azumaro, and Usagi watched as glowing Takara finished it off. Finally Aisu had enough.)
Aisu: (shouting) Stop!
Takara: HAAAAAAAAAAH?!



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