I just had a dream, about twilight...and elmo's world.....I was laying in my bed. All the sudden Elmo burst in.
"Elmo?" I asked confused. "Me kill you!" Elmo screamed. I screamed. All the sudden, Jacob Black burst threw the door. "I will save you. I am indiana Jake!" He yelled. I stared in shock. "Die you infernal red blob of fur!" Jacob yelled bashing Elmo on the door. Renesmee walked in. " Jake..have you seen Elmo?...OMG STOP IT!" Renesmee yelled wripping Elmo away from him. "Since when do you care about elmo?" Jake said in a gay voice flipping his hair. Since you went gay. "OMG!" I yelled. all teh sudden we were in a different room. "I wanna ride the vampire!" Bella screamed like a little girl. Edward crawled up to her sexly... "Uhh" I said. They looked at me. Bella sighed. "NO no no! I want a pop!" I heard edward say, we were in a different room. "My turn to hug him!" A little boy ran in hugging Edward. "Joee. your not gay.."Edward said firmly. "Yes I am. I LOVE YOU!" Elmo said running in. "AHHHHHH!" Edward screamed. "It is away., ahhhhh!help me mommy" Edward screaming as he ran and jumping under neath the bed. " No, baby, I love you!" Elmo said crawling under..5 seconds after that. "Ohhhhh! mmyyy gooodd!" Edward screamed. "What are you two doing?" Esmee said walking in. " Rape!" Elmo laughed. "OMG ELMO MORE!" Edward screamed. Bella screamed aggrivated and stomped out. "Hey wait for me!" Jake siad running in. He hopped under. "Jake your gay?" Edward asked. "Yup" Jake said. "AWESOME!" Edward and Elmo said at the same time. "OH YEAH..MMMMM!" I heard. I blinked and woke up.. "Mom...what did that coolaid have in it last night?".....
"Elmo?" I asked confused. "Me kill you!" Elmo screamed. I screamed. All the sudden, Jacob Black burst threw the door. "I will save you. I am indiana Jake!" He yelled. I stared in shock. "Die you infernal red blob of fur!" Jacob yelled bashing Elmo on the door. Renesmee walked in. " Jake..have you seen Elmo?...OMG STOP IT!" Renesmee yelled wripping Elmo away from him. "Since when do you care about elmo?" Jake said in a gay voice flipping his hair. Since you went gay. "OMG!" I yelled. all teh sudden we were in a different room. "I wanna ride the vampire!" Bella screamed like a little girl. Edward crawled up to her sexly... "Uhh" I said. They looked at me. Bella sighed. "NO no no! I want a pop!" I heard edward say, we were in a different room. "My turn to hug him!" A little boy ran in hugging Edward. "Joee. your not gay.."Edward said firmly. "Yes I am. I LOVE YOU!" Elmo said running in. "AHHHHHH!" Edward screamed. "It is away., ahhhhh!help me mommy" Edward screaming as he ran and jumping under neath the bed. " No, baby, I love you!" Elmo said crawling under..5 seconds after that. "Ohhhhh! mmyyy gooodd!" Edward screamed. "What are you two doing?" Esmee said walking in. " Rape!" Elmo laughed. "OMG ELMO MORE!" Edward screamed. Bella screamed aggrivated and stomped out. "Hey wait for me!" Jake siad running in. He hopped under. "Jake your gay?" Edward asked. "Yup" Jake said. "AWESOME!" Edward and Elmo said at the same time. "OH YEAH..MMMMM!" I heard. I blinked and woke up.. "Mom...what did that coolaid have in it last night?".....
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