Well where do i start, i am a 19th century leather bound Shard goblin called Grazler who has a fetish for human women and there knickers and of course chairs made from wicker. My job is to collect humans nightmares, i get paid in vast amounts of banana bread rabbit which is as good as gold, it can be traded for many things in my world. So what you call night time, for me that is when i make my pay load, every human somewhere has a nightmare and i collect them in jars by sneaking into your room and placing my shiny slimy fingers on your forehead and stretching out your nightmares and then condensing them to fit in my jar. If you are an attractive female then i will take your soiled knickers and use them for my own pleasure.
Wicker chairs will also be mine if you own one, i feed of the smell and the taste of the stretched wicker and i love the way it feels on my barbed tongue (yes i said barbed tongue) it makes me have to eat slower. My next job is something that will deeply challenge my existence and hopefully prove that i can be great and not just a perverted underworld 19th century goblin masturbator.