JaCoB'S cLuB Episode 3: Jacob Go To School!

                                                                                                                                                          

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“Ok Isaac ready?”  Jacob and Isaac were in the backyard playing with the wishatron. They were playing a game called best wish, its about trying to make the best wish as possible. “I don’t know Isaac, I cant think of anything better than your Nintendo 3ds and forever lasting batteries for handheld game systems.” said Jacob sarcastically, but Isaac thought Jacob meant it. “yeah I know, anyways what are you going to do with that bottle of liquid that cures cancer?” Isaac asked. “ah I’ll just pour it down a sink, it will waste space anyways.” with that Jacob got the bottle and threw it backwards. “anyways I got the perfect idea!” Jacob said excitedly. “what?” “well I think it would be the best wish I will ever make. It will be so important everyone will have to watch THIS episode to figure out what I am saying in the future.” “well what is it?” Isaac asked again. Just then Nobody came out from the porch. He was wondering what they were talking about. Jacob was holding his breath and then let go and said.  “im gonna wish that I can live forever.” with a shock Nobody jumped down from the porch to where Jacob and Isaac were. “What! Jacob you cant wish that!” Nobody said scarcely. “why?” Isaac asked confusingly. “because Isaac,” Nobody started. “if Jacob is willing to do that he will change inside, he wont be a normal kid anymore. He will have powers that will make him the only one who can save us from great evil!” there was a long pause. “ah don’t worry Nobody, if I can beat BadJacob and BadIsaac and an evil robot then I don’t think I have a problem with that.” then Jacob took a deep breath and was holding the button on the wishatron. “I wish I could live… forever.” just then a bright light flashed on the wishatron it was amazing, everyone stared at it in awe. Then the wishatron light flooded to Jacob. It lasted about ten seconds. Then everything turned normal. There was a long silence. Then Isaac broke the silence. “THAT WAS COOL!!!” screamed Isaac. “I think I had enough excitement for today lets go inside. Then they all went inside.

              When they got inside they saw that Fuukid and Dumboy were playing chess. “Yes I won!” exclaimed Dumboy . “no Dumboy you need to make your chess pieces LIVE not die.” remarked Fuukid. “oh.” Dumboy said sadly. When Fuukid saw Jacob, Isaac, and Nobody he looked at Nobody  who had a angry face. “what’s going on?” said Fuukid to Nobody. “Well dream boy here thought it was a good idea to live forever!” Nobody said  very angrily. Right when Fuukid heard that he bolted out from his chair. “Why did you do that Jacob!” Fuukid said. Jacob seemed confused, he was wondering why it was such a big deal… until… he remembered part of his dream. “OH CRUDCYCLES NOW I REMEMBER!!! I remember the day I wrote up what the wishatron was about.” Jacob said with a confused face. Everyone didn’t know why he had a confused face, maybe he was thinking about something else instead of trying to hink of the punishment that he had now. “but I remember now, a long time ago when Mr. Mc. Wacky was in the midst of making it someone from a distant planet came to him talking about the curses what the  wishatron held if someone used it for wrong doings or a selfish deed. Like I just did! I wished that I could be a MORTAL! NOW I HAVE THE CURSE!!!” Jacob started freaking out, running around the room and whatnot. But Dumboy ran around the room too while screaming and collided with Jacob. “OW DUMBOY WHAT DA HECK!” Jacob yelled. “sorry.” Dumboy said with a chubby sad face. Jacob  somehow calmed down but he had a concerned face. “what’s on your mind Jacob?” Nobody asked. “Its just so weird that I forget about a major part of my dreams… maybe I’ll never remember the ending to it if this keeps up.” “don’t worry you’ll remember!” Fuukid said happily. Just then they heard a loud yell. Jacobs heart lurched when he remembered whose yell it was. “QUICKLY HID UNDER THAT TABLE!!!” yelled Isaac to Fuukid, Dumboy, and Nobody. “wait why?” “JUST DO IT!!!” then Fuukid quickly did a back flip to the table and then ran under it while Nobody followed and Dumboy hit his head on the table and laid unconscious on the ground, Nobody grabbed his foot and dragged him under the table. “WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON HERE!” just then Jacob’s mom appeared. “Uh nothing Mom.” Jacob said nervously. “DO YOU NOT KNOW WHERE YOUR SUPPOSED TO BE!” His Mom said. “no not really?” said Jacob in a confused face. Then Jacob’s mom yelled a curse word at him. Jacob wasn’t changed by it, he was well aware of what little he can do to make her yell at him. “YOU KNOW! SCHOOL!” Jacob’s heart froze. He been playing with his friends so much he forgot about school! “you mean I-I-forgot s-sc-school?” Jacob stammered. “YES YOU IDIOT!!!” his mom sighed angrily. “get your backpack on I’m taking you to school!” she then stomped toward the front door. “MAKE IT QUICK TOO!” when see slammed the door shut, Fuukid, Nobody, and Dumboy got out from the table. “Guys I think you need to go hide downstairs the whole time.” Jacob confessed. “and why?” Nobody questioned. “because my mom isn’t a person who likes guests.” “Fine! But you need to give us snacks the whole time!” Fuukid demanded. “and give us a TV to  watch stuff!” Nobody chimed in. “and clean my bed sheets because I always go wee-wee on it.” Dumboy said. There was a awkward pause. “WELL I GOTTA GO!” Jacob said rushing to the door. When he slammed the door shut, Fuukid looked at Dumboy in awe. “what?” Dumboy said.

                             When Jacob and  his mom got there, Jacob just sighed because this wasn’t a very good place for a person like him. He just wanted to fly somewhere far away and forget about this crappy high school. Its not much of a school, its just some average ordinary high school with a low budget. With some work it could be 20% cooler, but they never tried. When Jacob looked out the window to see who was there. But he saw no one in sight. “uh mom, are you sure we are late?” Jacob questioned. “OF COURSE NOT! YOUR 20 MINUTES EARLY!” then Jacob’s mom opened his side door and pushed him out. By the time Jacob got up, the car drove away. So he was stuck there until it was time the school opened.

           Several minutes later after Jacob walked around the school 2 times he heard a skateboard grinding. “well, well look who it is!” Jacob always hated that voice, it was the meanest and evilest bully that ever went to this high school! A mean kid named Taryn! Jacob sighed. “not again” “oh yes again! What are you doing here idiot!” yelled Taryn in his meanest voice. “you know, the usual. Minding my own business and what not.” Jacob said trying to be cheerful. But really i just wanted to puke making these kind of lies. “well to bad! I will make fun of you anyways!” said Taryn taunted. Taryn was looking at Jacob from head to toe to make fun of something about him. Taryn dropped his skateboard from his hand to the ground. And then he smirked at Jacob. “Nice face let me push it to the ground!” then Taryn pushed Jacob to the ground, face first. Then Taryn laughed and got on his skateboard and left Jacob out of wind.

           By the time Jacob got up the first bus came strolling out while Jacob dusted off he heard the annoyingness sound ever, teenagers talking about their life. Crudcycles make it Stop! “Hey what’s up.” Jacob heard his best friend coming out of the bus. “Caiden why do you keep saying that?” Caiden is a stereotypical teenager that is always into girls. Sometimes it gets annoying but he’s Jacob’s friend so he cant say anything about it. “Jacob! Cant you at least be normal! There’s a hot girl over there looking at me.” Caiden whispered. “So what’s up dude!’ Caiden started loudly. “up is a direction.” Jacob said. Caiden just sighed “lets just go to school.”

                     The first 3 periods of school were bad (there’s 6 periods in a school day). Because the first period was with the meanest teacher in the world named Mr. Gutman. I mean THE worst! Heres an example.

Kid: I have to go to the bathroom, can I please?

Mr. Gutman: Go in your pants!

Kid: OK!

See? Mr. Gutman is the meanest teacher ever! He can even control kids to do whatever he wants! Anyways the next 2 periods is just going over the shock. But there was no time for scary thoughts now, its time for lunch. No not you! Jacob got a chickenwich (that’s what they call chicken sandwiches in the school.) and then he sat down on the farthest table in the corner. After some seconds of biting into his chickenwich Jacob’s other friend named Tulip Roosevelt sat down. (yes she’s a girl) she has a green eyes and is a little bigger than Jacob, about 5 feet. “hey what’s going on Jacob?” she said. Jacob is really shy to girls, I mean really shy. But she was his very long friend so he isn’t afraid to talk to her. “I guess its alright.” Jacob said while starting to drink his chocolate milk. Then Caiden was walking up to Jacob and Tulip’s table. “I cant believe Mr. Gutman made someone clean the kids urine! Caiden said sitting down. “yeah that was disgusting!” Jacob replied. “eww! Guys im about to eat!” “well excuse me it’s a free country!” Caiden said. “well women have rights!” Tulip said angrily. “so what! No one cares!” “I care.” Jacob said quietly while raising his hand. Caiden then got up with his food. “fine im sitting somewhere else!” Caiden yelled. I guess Taryn heard that because he was walking up to the lunch table. “nice move Jacob! Your very kind to your friends aren’t you?” Taryn said sarcastically. Then Taryn grabbed Jacob’s hair and pounded his head on the table. Taryn laughed and pushed Jacob on the floor with a big thud. After he left Tulip walked up to Jacob. “you need help?” Tulip asked. “yes please.”

        After the last period. It was time to get on the bus. (you probably didn’t know that.) Jacob’s favorite seat was the fifth lane, right hand side. Why? No one knows. Anyways, when he sat down he saw Taryn sit down on the other side of the lane. “Hey loser!” “oh crudcycles” Jacob snapped. “well lets start, your face is ugly! Your mouth is ugly! Your mom is ugly! Your brothers ugly! Everything about you is ugly!”

    After the whole trip of getting making fun of, he finally made it home. He ran to the front door and went inside frantically and slammed the door shut, and locked every lock on it. “HOW WAS YOUR DAY!” Jacob got startled and screamed. Then he looked who welcomed him in his house. It was Dumboy. “Dumboy! Aren’t you supposed to be downstairs!” “oh yeah! Woops, okay see ya.” the Dumboy walked downstairs. “what was that all about Jacob?” Jacob looked beside him to see Isaac standing there confused. “just another horrible day at school.” Jacob sighed. “well okay. You want to wish up a cookie?” “no im not feeling it right now.” Jacob answered. “well maybe I want one?” Isaac replied. “SHUT UP ISAAC!” Jacob yelled. Isaac started sniffing and ran crying in his room. “aw crudcycles. Oh well, im just going to watch TV.”

 

 

 

 

 

 

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