You Know What
"Out of 32 teams in NFL which is your favorite?"
"All of them."
"You should have a favorite team; everybody has a favorite team."
"Well, I like both Pittsburg Steelers and Baltimore Ravens, when these two teams play, if Big Ben were to throw an interception, I cheer for ravens; if Flacco was sacked, I cheer for Steelers."
"That is stupid."
"No; I am team neutral."
"What you mean?"
"Well I feel happy if either team wins."
"That is unreal."
"Not in my case; for example, I love both Cowboys and Jets; whoever wins I cheer for them; you see I have a weak mind; I get depressed for days if I were to have a favorite team that loses a game; so through intense yoga I developed neutrality towards all the teams; so I cheer for every touch-down irrespective of team, when all games were done for Sunday, I go to bed as a happy man that all my favorite teams were won."
"That is the most bizarre philosophy I heard."
"It is bizarre for partisan, opinionated and subjective people."
"You know what?"
"You are weak and gutless, and consider yourself chopped liver."
"Well, you know what; fried liver and onions was my favorite breakfast while I was in Jamaica."
"You said your favorite breakfast in Jamaica was Ackee and salt fish."
"That too; every kind of food is my favorite."