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You Know What

By: Juggernaut

Page 1, To beat the blues during foodfall season, Juggernaut thru intense yoga turned into team neutral, since then he cheers every touchdown in a game irrespective of the team.

You Know What

Subba Rao

“Out of 32 teams in NFL which is your favorite?”

“All of them.”

“You should have a favorite team; everybody has a favorite team.”

“Well, I like both Pittsburg Steelers and Baltimore Ravens, when these two teams play, if Big Ben were to throw an interception, I cheer for ravens; if Flacco was sacked, I cheer for Steelers.”

“That is stupid.”

“No; I am team neutral.”

“What you mean?”

“Well I feel happy if either team wins.”

“That is unreal.”

“Not in my case; for example, I love both Cowboys and Jets; whoever wins I cheer for them; you see I have a weak mind; I get depressed for days if I were to have a favorite team that loses a game; so through intense yoga I developed neutrality towards all the teams; so I cheer for every touch-down irrespective of team, when all games were done for Sunday, I go to bed as a happy man that all my favorite teams were won.”

“That is the most bizarre philosophy I heard.”

“It is bizarre for partisan, opinionated and subjective people.”

“You know what?”

“What?”

“You are weak and gutless, and consider yourself chopped liver.”

“Well, you know what; fried liver and onions was my favorite breakfast while I was in Jamaica."

“You said your favorite breakfast in Jamaica was Ackee and salt fish.”

“That too; every kind of food is my favorite.”

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