I thought I had all the good luck
In the world until I drove my pickup truck
Past a stop sign and got pulled over
And interrogated by this police officer
Who seems to be looking for someone to pluck.
But I opened my mouth that was so big
And made her handcuff me to my rig.
However, it was good that there was no hail
Outside while I was paying for my bail.
But when I got outside, my bad luck
Had gotten worse because my pickup truck
Just got itself repossessed by some stupid schmuck.