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Carpet Shopping 101

Short Story By: Classy Peach
Flash Fiction


An exercise in Flash Fiction 101….101 words with a last sentence shock showing the theme.
Fuck I’m funny.
I like me.
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Submitted: May 12, 2008    Reads: 73    Comments: 14    Likes: 7   


Okely dokely, he wants more carpet. So many samples, I’m not sure which to pick! My boyfriend is so sweet and I love obliging him. I never thought of carpet as I’m used to linoleum. Sure, linoleum is cold, but it’s shiny and cleaner.

 

Tight plush would lay nice but buffing would take extra effort. Shaggy black fashion reminds me of the 70’s but would applaud touch. Probably have to get a new powerhead if I choose the golden fleecy style. My, that would be classy.

 

Calling to cancel my next wax I decide to grow my muff out after all.


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Comments:

ahahahahha

Posted: May 13, 2008

Author Comment:

I have no clue why this one makes me laugh so hard every time. every time!

hahaha wow! :D haha

Posted: May 13, 2008

Author Comment:

I'm still laughing too! No clue why I find this one so funny!

AH! I knew it! I could feel it coming. You ARE fucking funny! I'm all for cancelling the wax job - ouch! Lol. You do good work Peach!

Posted: May 13, 2008

Author Comment:

Thanks DF. This one makes me giggle. I was wondering about the "feel it coming" part...i'll have to keep trying! You are smaht-girl-longtammmm DF! Can't wait to read your try on the 101....eeeek! (i'm still giggling at this one of mine)...

ha ha, when I saw the words Carpet shopping and your name, I knew what this was going to be about! Ha!

Posted: May 13, 2008

Author Comment:

Shit. I'm becoming predictable. (smiles coyly thinking)(rubbing hands together planning)

You minx.

Posted: May 14, 2008

Author Comment:

giggling like crazy ass.

This really made me laugh. I can see the hidden message that you put in there, very good. :) Great job on the story.

Posted: May 14, 2008

Author Comment:

Hey thanks...I had alternately named it Wig Shopping 101...which took a bit of a curve ball too...well you get the picture.

Thanks for the comment.

Tantalizing teasing bits of narrative. It looks like you're having a blast writing 'em.

Posted: May 15, 2008

Author Comment:

They seem to be quite cathartic.
*weird

OMG, Classy you're killing me with laughter! I like a woman who can stand up for herself, and man will he get a suprise! LOL

Absolutely brilliant! You rock! ~ Nixie

Posted: May 17, 2008

Author Comment:

I still giggle with this one.
Thank you for such endearing praise and giving me a moment of gratitude this morning...smooch!

humm..very funny peachy!! So it would b a shag pile carpet next

Posted: May 17, 2008

Author Comment:

ha!

LOLOLOLOLOL!!!
well I am not as bright as the others LOL
You got me at the end there LOL
I had NO idea what was comming LOl
can't stop laughing now........

Posted: May 17, 2008

Author Comment:

Perfect!!!!

Very cute!
I'm sure the boyfriend really does like the linoleum better than the shag carpet....
MA

Posted: May 20, 2008

Author Comment:

Oh silly boyfriends....

HAhhahAhaHaHa You crazy woman! I love it.

Posted: May 23, 2008

Author Comment:

Me too.

This one was too funny, How do you manage it girl?;) Had to share this one with my mama~ she laughed too!!!
It was crass yet still Classy!! Later girl;)
~rain
p.s.
Love your humor box!!!

Posted: Aug 3, 2008

Author Comment:

Oh you know....life throws us humor boxes and so I write about them.

Your mom? Ha! My mom shook her head and said "oh you."

Thanks Rain.

Nice.
I've always been a fan of all tile, with a strip of carpet down the hall.
Godd stuff.

Posted: Aug 14, 2008

Author Comment:

OMG.
I just hurt my tummy with laughter.
You're so fun!



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