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Things to Do: Before the gig.

Short story By: Enw Anhysbys
Flash fiction


Hmmm. I love writing in lists. Maybe I should do it more often.


Submitted:Feb 24, 2012    Reads: 8    Comments: 0    Likes: 0   


1.) Remember always think before you speak. Sexual innuendos are... everywhere.

(Gahh! Found one!!)

2.) Act like a lady when talking to audence members after a gig.

3.) Always make eye contact with audience members when performing.

('Specially "Viva La Vida")

4.) Enunciate when introducing songs. "Kalimba" should never sound like

"Marimba." Not. Okay.

5.) Remember to flex buttocks when doing high kicks.

(see Ukraine)

6.) DO NOT fall off of the stage. Broken bones suck.

7.) Remember, the pick-ups are heavy.... and they really enjoy falling off.

8.) Deep breaths. Walk on stage. Jam. Smile. Jump. enjoy life. As a fiddler.





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