I know what this might sound to you.
But please believe me when I say that I really am telling the truth.
Now, I went scuba diving yesterday and found this city that looked like it came out of Aincent Rome.
And that was not the only thing I found down there.
There were these two actual mermaids staring at me with smiles on their faces.
They were also lesbians because they were tearing away my diving suit to gaze upon my naked body.
Fortunately, I had escaped.
But when I told my tale, I got placed inside a hospital.