The hungry caveman crawls cautiously through the jungle. His hopes are on finding just the right prey to bring his devastating hunger to an end. He has been walking for miles alone with only the growl of his stomach to spur him on.
In the distance he hears the roar of his nemesis, the deadly Tyrannosaurus Rex. Action is required. The caveman must find the beast, and turn the tables. Kill the monster or be eaten by it. Carefully the caveman makes his way through the thick grass covering the jungle floor. He comes to the lake, and there he spies his prize.
The gargantuan dinosaur is taking a deep drink from the serene water's edge. The caveman raises his spear prepared to strike…
“Joshua Daniel Murphy! What the heck are you doing outside naked!”
“Mom, cavemen didn't wear clothes.”
“Cavemen also didn't have me for a mom. Get your butt in here and put on some clothes right now!”
Swallowed whole by an unseen enemy, the caveman does not live to eat another day.



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