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LONG LIVE A COMEDY POETRY COLLECTIVE

Comedy Poetry lasted only a while

Until people realised it wasn’t their style

Joining collective demanded some reins

Unlimited posting effecting our brains.

A collective it brings all shades of colour

To the genre of verse a touch of valour

Does not negate individual plight

Indeed it’s a funnel straight to your site.

A troupe of poets, like a musical band

Sum of strengths, not solo and bland

A good drummer’s better, understand

When other group members are lending a hand.

Imagine a poem as a two minute song

Extremely tuneful to sing along

Two weeks later,  got a bit stale

Fresh air needed to inhale.

Matters not how good you are

One can only go so far

Poetry we make is good for a laugh

To give it more status is just being daft.

In a selfish mood but not being soft

Better in collective than plain garry croft

Truth is I got one string to my bow

Others are needed, then there’s a show.

I have no background in writing poetry really but I do like a laugh. Poetry, like all other arts is a matter of taste and not life or death. Art and poetry are ways to express and hopefully connect with other people.

I am not interested in the ruling ideas of art and poetry, as these "establishments" are run by elitists. They over-exaggerate the importance and talent of financially successful artists. Art is for everybody, even a heathen like me.

I find myself  turning away from depressing and negative poetry. Life can be depressing and negative enough..I don't want to be reminded of it in.poetry. I'm looking for positive, warming, charming, politically astute, funny and absurd stuff to cheer me up in life..in short ..I am looking for uplifting poetry.

 I am really only interested in comedy and would be unable to write anything too serious. If you think my stories are funny please tell me. If you dont think they are funny please tell me but be nice to me.

Thanks. I will check out the work of anybody who contacts me..Throneshaker T

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