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Gareth And His Ways

By: Baroslav The Destroyer

Page 1, If you knew him, you would understand. He is horrifying. A pretty fine motorboat though...

GARETH  OPHELIA HARDY (SAY IT QUICKLY) IS A COLLOSAL POOF. BUT HE OFTEN DOES MORE THAN JUST MEN. BEASTS AND ROCKS ARE NOT SAFE FROM THE FULL TWO INCHES OF HIS WRATH. LAST WEEKEND, HE BROKE HIS HORSE IN TWO WITH SUCH FEROCIOUS SODOMY THAT IT AWOKE OLD WOMEN WHO HAD PREVIOUSLY BEEN IN A COMA. WHO HE THEN RAVAGED, THINKING IT WAS A MOOSE. A SEXY, WRINKLED, MOOSE

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