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life in transit

Script By: tubby18
Gay and lesbian


a comedy about two transexuals


Submitted:Nov 25, 2013    Reads: 54    Comments: 0    Likes: 0   


Life In Transit

 

A Screenplay by Mr Angelo Moyce

2013

 

 

 

 

Plot

A comedy set around two transgender individuals. Two pre-op transsexuals molly a pre-op male transsexual and Sam a pre-op female transsexual, who meet totally by chance and end up falling in love . This is their tale of life in love and dealing with change in funny mishaps.

Characters

Molly- a pre-op male transsexual aged 32

Sam- a pre-op female transsexual aged 32

Joey- is a male who is Sam's best friend and roommate

Scene 1

Molly is in a consultants room at Birmingham general hospital

Consultant

Molly I know it must be hard but these are the regulations we have to go through

Molly

Two years doc you know how hard it is to find some knickers that fit while I still have a tool

Consultant

Importunely that's the national health service for you now if you were forty stones you would get a operation tomorrow

Molly

Could you imagine me forty stones in these heels I don't think so#

Consultant

No quite well remember to come back for your next appointment

Molly

Thanks doc

Molly exits room scene cut to outside Sam is outside rushing he is late for his appointment not looking where he is going he bumps into molly and knocks her down some objects go flying like their mobile phones

Sam

So sorry are you okay

Molly

I am alive so no harm no foul whets the rush speedy Gonzales

Sam

I am just running late for an appointment again me and time just don't mix

Molly

You better invest in a watch

Sam picks up molly's stuff but because they have the same type of phone without knowing it he puts his in her bag and hers in her pocket

Sam

So sorry I got to run

Molly

Sure just don't try to trample someone else today

Sam

I try not to

Sam goes off to his appointment

Molly

What a twat

Scene cut to Sam's apartment

Scene 2

Sam

Hey Joey you up for partying tonight

Joey

You know it buddy, mothers of Birmingham lock up your daughters the love machine is fully operational

Sam

The love machine more like chitty chitty bang bang I don't know anyone who has been slapped across the face more times than you

Joey

Well you know you have to lose a few worms before you catch a fish

Sam

Where the hell do you come up with these sayings

Joey

The book of life the fantastic book of life

Just then the phone in Sam's pockets goes off she answers it

Sam

Hello

Mystery caller

Malcolm I am just letting you know I am cutting you out of my will and do not even think you are coming to your mums party you are not welcome just stay the hell away from us

Caller hangs up

Joey

Who was that on the phone

Sam

I have no idea

Looks through the phone

Now I know what's going on I have the wrong phone

Joey

How you managed that

Sam

I knocked into someone at the hospital am I must have picked up the wrong phone

Joey

That is two hundred pounds down the karzi

Sam

Not necessary thanks to some geeks I got an app on my laptop that can find it

Goes onto laptop

Found it

Joey

Where is it

Sam

About thirty minutes away it should not take me too long to get it and return this one I will meet you at the club

Joey

Ok buddy I will see you there don't take too long I need my wingman

Scene cut to front door outside mollys house it's raining outside sam is soaking wet she knocks on door molly opens door

Molly

Oh look it's speedy Gonzales you could not find any new victims or are you just a serial stalker if you are then I will let you know I am trained in self defence

Sam

No no need for alarm I am just returning your mobile I think I picked up yours instead of mine

Molly gets out phone from pocket and checks

Molly

Seems you are correct you better come inside

Sam enters the house

Molly

You're soaked let me get you a towel

Sam

No that's ok I am fine

Molly

I insist if not for you then for my Moroccan rug I don't want a wet fish running a genuine piece of art

Sam

Well if you put it that way

Molly throws towel to Sam he dries off

Oh yeath by the way I received a call for a Malcolm

Molly

Yes what was it about

Sam

It was pretty intense I think it was his father he said something like he was cutting him out from his will and quite coldly he was not invited to his mums birthday or to any family event it was very unpleasant

Sam looks over to molly tears are rolling down mollys face Sam moves towards her

Are you okay

Molly

No not really

Sam

You want to talk about it

Molly

You sure

Sam

Yes I hate seeing people in tears

Molly

Well that was my father I am Malcolm you see last week I came out as transgender to my parents I guess they did not take it well those bloody Catholics the biggest sinners of them all I hope I have not divulgated you

Sam

No not at all in fact we actually have a lot in common

Molly

Like what

Sam

Well you want to lose a penis and I want to gain one

Molly

Your transgender

Sam

Proud although not loud so I know what you are going through now wipe those tears away you're a beautiful person

Molly

Thanks I needed to hear that and you will catch your death if you stay in those clothes I got some spare dry clothes you can borrow

Sam

Ok

Molly shows Sam into the spare bedroom and gets some clothes out from the cub road and passes it to Sam, Sam starts taking her clothes off, molly turns her back and looks away

Sam

You don't need to look away you have to get use to what one looks like your have it for the rest of your life

Molly

Well I am being a gentle woman

Sam

Well mrs gentlewomen you can turn around now I am decent

Molly

Well thanks for bringing my phone back I better not keep you from your evening

Molly escorts Sam to the door Sam turns around

Sam

I don't mean to be intrusive but you got any plans for tonight

Molly

Not really

Sam

Then why don't you come clubbing with me and my mate and take your mind off your troubles

Molly

Well it has been a while probley before I had boobs

Sam

Well it settled lets drown our sorrows

Scene cut to Sam and molly in a club lights flashing music playing

Sam

You want a drink

Molly

Sure I will have a sex on the beach as long as its not Bognor beach

Sam

okay one sexy not Bognor beach coming up

Sam goes off to bar while Joey approaches molly

Joey

Hi there georges how are we doing tonight

Molly

I don't know about we but I am fine

Joey

Well a angel like you has never met a devil like me

Molly

I have never herd something so crinchy

Sam appears with drinks

Sam

Joey what are you doing

Joey

Just chatting up this lovely lady

Molly

You know this Casanova

Sam

Yeath his my friend and flatmate Trust me Joey she's not your type

Joey

She looks like my type

Sam

Trust me on this

Sam whispers in joeys ear

Joey

I am sorry about that molly its nice to meet you I better go and try mend my pride

Joey goes off and dances with some other girls

Sam

Don't worry over him he is harmless really he just thinks he can hump anything on two legs

Sam

What is your type if you don't mind me asking

Molly

Well I like funny intelligent people with a wicked sense of humour

Sam

Well I am sure there is someone out there for you

Molly

I guess so, so tell me a little about yourself

Sam

Well not a lot to tell just your average transgender that works in a vet surgery

Molly

Wow so you're a vet

Sam

I wish no I just clean the shit from the cages and answer the phone

Molly

Oh well just like eighty percent of the world then

Sam

Yeath I guess your right how about we do some shots forget about the daily grind and have some fun

Molly

I only just met you but you are very persuasive why not

They moved over to bar

Sam

Barkeep shots and keep them coming

Montage of silly happenings like molly and Sam dancing, Joey getting slap and drink thrown at him, molly spewing up and doing funny things with street cones-scene cut to sams flat in bed both of them in bed semi-naked

Sam

Rises from bed and looks crinchy like wanders into kitchen and interacts with Joey

Joey you know what happen last night

Joey

Man you must have been slaughtered you loss your memory

Sam

You could say that I don't suppose you can tell me how me and molly ended up in the same bed

Joey

What really how interesting a drunken one night stand

Sam

I do not remember anything but I mean the evidence is in my bed oh what am I going to do

Joey

Hahaha

Sam

What's so funny

Joey

Lets put your eractismed to bed you didn't have a one night stand

Sam

Then why is molly in my bed

Joey

Well she was so drunk she spewed up so you said it be easier to crash at ours

Sam

Then why were we half naked

Joey

Well she spewed up mostly over you

Flash back spewing up scene

Sam

Then why were we in the same bed

Joey

You were off your head as well so I had to carry both of your home so the bed was the nearest thing to the door so I just threw the both of you on it

Sam

Well that's a relief I mean we only just met my new friend

Molly

Arragh

Screaming

Sam

Whats that

Joey

I think she's just had the same jumping to conclusion

Scene cut to coffee house not Costa or star bucks

Sam

We met twenty four hours ago and have some wild stories to tell already

Molly

Well if I have known bumbling into you would cause me a massive hangover I would have ignored you only kidding actually its been quite fun

Sam

I have had fun do you think me and you can be friends

Molly

I don't see why not maybe this is a start of adventure

Sam

Or a disaster in the making

End of pilot





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