"Anyway, she just arrived back one day and BAMB! My world fell
apart again. I never expected her to show up on my front door
step after five years, her bag slung carelessly over her shoulder
and that big smile on her face. 'Hey you!' she'd said it so
casually, as if nothing had happened between us. Who does that?
Who tears someone's world apart, pulls it down to the ground,
then leaves you with nothing, only to come back five years later
after you've finally pulled yourself together. Sophie, that's
"Sophie, what are you doing here?" I had asked her.
"Come on, is that any way to great your girlfriend into the
house?" She said, walking in and dumping her bag on the couch
with a thud.
"I wasn't aware that you still were my girlfriend." said to her,
trying to put venom into my voice.
"Don't be silly, Alex, of course I am." She smiled at me, that
smile that always sent a pang through my heart, and did then as
"But… But, Sophie. You left." I stuttered out. She slowly turned
to look at me.
"Well I'm back now, aren't I?" she smiled again, and again I
tried to ignore the pang.
"How about I make some coffee?" she cut me off, and I looked down
at my feet.
"I don't like coffee." I muttered.
"You're still being like that, Alex? Come on, dude, grow up. The
rest of the world is waiting for you. They have coffee and sex
"Yes, that's it!"
"Well I've had my fair share of homosexuality and… sex." I said
the last word with a blush.
I proceeded to stare down at my feet some more, she laughs.
"You don't need to tell me that. So, how have your relationships
been since I left?"
"…None to speak of…" I told my feet.
"Well, that's about to change." And she pushed me onto the couch.
"Okay, okay. I get the picture, Alex, no need to elaborate." Both
Alice and I blush, and I look down at my feet again, a habit I
really need to break. I try giggling awkwardly, and she rolls her