Jan 31, 2013
I need to talk to you

Jan 10, 2013
Crashed and burned the Ferrari... at least Hell is warm

Jan 9, 2013
Slurpin Noodles

Jan 2, 2013
Mother uses 'stereotypical unreasonable parent' Card. Johanna uses 'stereotypical irrational teenager' Card. It's a draw.

Dec 11, 2012
I hate APUSH.

Dec 4, 2012
I always feel violated when I go to yoga/ aerobics class. These people on the videos are able to touch inappropriate parts of me without ever laying a hand on me. I don't like it.

Dec 3, 2012
I hope there's room for you up above, or down below...

Dec 1, 2012
All good things must come to an end

Nov 26, 2012
I'm putting in way too much effort for the trouble it's worth.

Nov 24, 2012
I ate so much food...

Nov 22, 2012
It's a good life... For now

Nov 20, 2012
All of the most recent dreams I can remember have something to do with drugs or sex. Yes brain? What is it you are trying to tell me?

Nov 20, 2012
I apologized to my toothbrush last night

Nov 13, 2012
The sounds of eating a banana. :(

Nov 5, 2012
That moment I look at my homework and decide: It's not fucking happening

Nov 5, 2012
Tired, Alone, and Unmotivated. Now give me sympathy.

Oct 4, 2012
My feet smell really bad. All The Time. It's kind of a problem.

Sep 28, 2012
I really want to have my entire body painted.

Sep 16, 2012
That moment when I can't focus on English homework because I'm too busy thinking about sex.

Sep 16, 2012
Sometimes I feel like a hippy.

Sep 1, 2012
numbers numbers numbers

Aug 28, 2012
I can avoid it no longer; summer vacation has ended.

Aug 24, 2012
I'm on converse.com while listening to "Pumped Up Kicks." My Irony will send me to Hell.

Aug 22, 2012
I'm tired of stupid people. I have one string left in me that will hold on to the relationship that I held dearer than my own life and try to get it back to where it was. But at this point, that string is thinning and about to snap.

Aug 19, 2012
I'm coming to terms with the fact that the show has ended, and the very good life I took to liking is coming to an end. So here I start another very good life, it just takes a very difficult, not-so-good transition to get me there.

Aug 15, 2012
I opened up my notebook and took out a pen with the intentions of writing this fantastic poem. Turns out all I can do is think about it and romanticize about it without ever actually touching my pen to the page.

Aug 8, 2012
Sólo se vive una vez

Aug 4, 2012
Every now and then I can taste it and it is strange to me.

Aug 3, 2012
Lots of things to "meh" about

Jul 23, 2012
In these bodies we will live, in these bodies we will die. Where you invest your love you invest your life.

Jul 17, 2012
We are just atoms that are attracted to other atoms that become bunches of atoms attracted to other bunches of atoms.

Jun 13, 2012
"What is the opposite of two? A lonely me, a lonely you." ~Richard Wilbur

May 22, 2012
"I don't usually swear, but you lucky bitch!"

Mar 28, 2012
And in your life I don't know if you'll ever see this, just know that it exists.

Feb 25, 2012
Well behaved women seldom make history

Sep 6, 2011
"I don't think this fountain does anything." "Perhaps it is the fountain of doubt." "...Is there such a fountain?" "Subtle, isn't it?"

Nov 25, 2010
Is apparantly Sam's "sexy bride to be" sure... why not?

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