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Booksie Address: http://www.booksie.com/GoneAroundTheBen
Country: United States
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Favorite book: Harry Potter Series
Member Since: Jan 18, 2013

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GoneAroundTheBen

Wigs

Novel by GoneAroundTheBen
Posted: Mar 2, 2013
“When someone believes in something, they must put all...

GoneAroundTheBen

Penny For Your Thoughts?

Novel by GoneAroundTheBen
Posted: Feb 19, 2013
"Years ago, I found a box of letters sitting on my...
Tags:love, thoughts, letters, couple, penny, grow up

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Wigs

Novel by GoneAroundTheBen
Posted: Mar 2, 2013
“When someone believes in something, they must put all...

Penny For Your Thoughts?

Novel by GoneAroundTheBen
Posted: Feb 19, 2013
"Years ago, I found a box of letters sitting on my...

Mortis Relatione (Death Relationship)

Novel by GoneAroundTheBen
Posted: Jan 21, 2013
"Ah, Ms. Bianca Camille White, such a pure and innocent...

Glass (Previously Titled Then I'll Go With You)

Novel by GoneAroundTheBen
Posted: Jan 18, 2013
To her peers, Sammy is dark and mysterious. She's the...



Hey, so my name is Alice Knight. I'm not sure how great you think my stories are but I hope you enjoy them. I also have these stories and (possibly) more on my Wattpad account:

http://wattpad.com/GoneAroundTheBend

check it out! Leave feedback, thanks!

If you want me to check out your story, let me know! I'll be happy to. Just leave a link in a comment on my story.

-Alice

 

And now, I present random things:

 

DANCE

as though no one is watching you.

LOVE

as though you have never been hurt before.

SING

as though no one can hear you.

LIVE

as though heaven is on earth.

"When we all remember we are mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained."

~Mark Twain

Lost your pen = no pen

No pen = no notes

No notes = No study

No study = Fail

Fail = no diploma

No diploma = no work

No work = no money

No money = no food

No food = skinny

Skinny = ugly

Ugly = no love

No love = no marriage

No marriage = no children

No children = alone

Alone = depression

Depression = sickness

Sickness = death

Lesson: Don't lose your pen, you will die.


 

"There is a place. Like no place on Earth.

A land full of wonder, mystery, and danger!

Some say to survive it: You need to be as mad as a hatter.

Which luckily I am."

~Mad Hatter,

Alice in Wonderland 2010

Dear Twilight,

Our Charlie works with dragons- yours is a bad parent.

Our Bella was a psychotic fighter- yours couldn't fight her way out of a paper bag.

Our James was a Marauder- yours was a creepy guy.

Our Alice still loves her son even though she has lost her mind- yours is an irritating, overly preppy child.

Our Blacks are a complicated family warring between them over the rights of good and evil- yours are two idiots who think they know everything.

Our Robert Patterson is a good, loyal man who got murdered by Voldemort- yours sparkled in the sun.

Our werewolf died trying to create a better world for his son to live in- yours fought over a girl who was already taken.

Sincerely,

The People Who Want You To Stop Stealing Our Names

 

 

"A mistake is simply another way of doing things."

~Katherine Graham

 

The ten commandments

fans must follow:

1) Never use Rowling's name in vain.

2) Thou shall worship Harry Potter every day.

3) Worship Harry Potter and NO OTHER book series before it.

4) Damn anyone who speaks against Harry Potter.

5) Thou shalt raise your children up with the series.

6) Thou shalt remember the day Voldemort fell and keep it holy.

7) Thou shalt not write bad fanfiction.

Keep in mind that these commandments are sacred. Anyone who wishes to die a very painful death can disobey these commandments. Otherwise, follow them. The Ministry of Magic will be informed about the wrong-doings of all witches and wizards, no exceptions.

Wrong-doers will be sent to Azkaban.

DO NOT TEST US.

 

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