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|Member Since:||Jan 18, 2013|
Hey, so my name is Alice Knight. I'm not sure how great you think my stories are but I hope you enjoy them. I also have these stories and (possibly) more on my Wattpad account:
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And now, I present random things:
as though no one is watching you.
as though you have never been hurt before.
as though no one can hear you.
as though heaven is on earth.
"When we all remember we are mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained."
Lost your pen = no pen
No pen = no notes
No notes = No study
No study = Fail
Fail = no diploma
No diploma = no work
No work = no money
No money = no food
No food = skinny
Skinny = ugly
Ugly = no love
No love = no marriage
No marriage = no children
No children = alone
Alone = depression
Depression = sickness
Sickness = death
Lesson: Don't lose your pen, you will die.
"There is a place. Like no place on Earth.
A land full of wonder, mystery, and danger!
Some say to survive it: You need to be as mad as a hatter.
Which luckily I am."
Alice in Wonderland 2010
Our Charlie works with dragons- yours is a bad parent.
Our Bella was a psychotic fighter- yours couldn't fight her way out of a paper bag.
Our James was a Marauder- yours was a creepy guy.
Our Alice still loves her son even though she has lost her mind- yours is an irritating, overly preppy child.
Our Blacks are a complicated family warring between them over the rights of good and evil- yours are two idiots who think they know everything.
Our Robert Patterson is a good, loyal man who got murdered by Voldemort- yours sparkled in the sun.
Our werewolf died trying to create a better world for his son to live in- yours fought over a girl who was already taken.
The People Who Want You To Stop Stealing Our Names
"A mistake is simply another way of doing things."
The ten commandments
fans must follow:
1) Never use Rowling's name in vain.
2) Thou shall worship Harry Potter every day.
3) Worship Harry Potter and NO OTHER book series before it.
4) Damn anyone who speaks against Harry Potter.
5) Thou shalt raise your children up with the series.
6) Thou shalt remember the day Voldemort fell and keep it holy.
7) Thou shalt not write bad fanfiction.
Keep in mind that these commandments are sacred. Anyone who wishes to die a very painful death can disobey these commandments. Otherwise, follow them. The Ministry of Magic will be informed about the wrong-doings of all witches and wizards, no exceptions.
Wrong-doers will be sent to Azkaban.
DO NOT TEST US.