Chocolate Pants

Chocolate pants

Cinnamon bun trousers

Cat fights to eat crumbs that tickle and fill space between toes

Unintentional fist forms and meets cat's snout

Chocolate pants

I bend over to remove the stuck fist

It's covered with cat snot

The cat screams as it is removed, along with undigested catcrap as I shout

"CHOCOLATE PANTS !"

Dragon breath smells approach as my butt explodes

I ate too many chocolate muffins from Wawa's

Orange soda made it go down smooth but resulted in

Chocolate pants

Page 27 of my homework looks dirty

Because I ran out of Kleenex

When I tried to clean up my

Chocolate pants