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The Rise of Zombie Elvis Presly

Book By: wesley radcliff

Tags: Brains


Submitted:Jan 11, 2013    Reads: 8    Comments: 2    Likes: 2   

So the scariest thing happened to me the other day, I made this charecter of mine i named him Zombie Elvis Presly. Well i went back to check it and there were messages that said RISE THE DEAD RISE MYUNDEAD ARMY!So i went to the page and noticed that the main picture was changed. ThenI heard on the news that there was a dancing zombie in the middle of the street.TheS.W.A.T team tried to killed him but he was IMPOSSIBLE TO KILL because when i came up with him i made him impossible to copy or kill so i would never lose him.Then RAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ZEP WAS AT MY WINDOW TRYING TO GET IN, which i forgot to make him smart ( thank god ) if i did make him smart HE WOULD BE FEEDING ON MY BRAINS RIGHT NOW TURNING ME INTO A BRAIN THIRSTY ZOMBIE.So i looked up on the account how toget rid of his little a**. Well I found out the only way to kill this dancing tumor was to beat him in a dance off. I've got no sence of imagination for defeating some blood thirsty zombie!

Well there is only one chance of beating the king at dancing and thats with DRUM ROLL PLEASE

RMJ! ROBOT MICHELJACKSON! He hates Zombie Elvis Presly more then anything and he'll do anything to beat him exepct for the person that created ZEP but its worth a shot.NO WAY HE ATE THE BRAINS I ONCE HAD I AM NOT GOING TO HELP YOU GET RID OF HIM JUST BECAUSE HE IS EATING ALL THE BRAINS ON EARTH. If he gets you maybe you'll learn to not make up blood thirsty creatures that feed on stuff inside someones skull.

I only knew one way to get RJM to work i had to get someone to short wire him so i could control him and make him destory Zombie Elvis Presly. Well will you do it Albert ( and yes i am talking about the one and only Albert Einstein well he is a zombie but he is still smart ). Eh ok but i either want your amazing brain or one thousand brains "said Albert". Alright but first you need to short wire RJM and make sure you dont make him blow up like you did on your lightbulbs and stuff and I'm pretty sure that your microwave is more like a flamethrower than anything. Oh ya and that clock is more like TICKING TIME BOMB! RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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