"Motocross Made Simple"
A how-to video from the Berry Brothers
"If you've ever wanted to feel the thrill of having something powerful and throbbing between your legs, purchase this how-to video from the team of gree--err--brothers who brought you Becoming a Sex-God Made Simple, Gary and Larry Berry, Motocross Made Simple. If you've ever wanted to experience the excitement of flying over the handlebars and doing a face plant in mud, bud, this video's for you! After watching this video, and downing several beers for courage, you'll feel like having a motocross race in your backyard!* But resist that temptation; head to a licensed, insured, and pre-planned motocross racing track, instead. Then if you're maimed, killed, or scarred for life by another, careless, and total moron rider who has no business out on the racetrack (unfortunately for you, he or she failed to purchase our how-to video), you or your surviving family members will be covered by the track's insurance. If you were racing in your backyard, the 'stupidity' clause wound apply, and you or your surviving family members will be eligible to collect exactly 'squat!' So, the next time you 'feel the need, the need for speed!', and also want to soar through the air, with several onlookers, before your cool-looking wipe-out, which will prove beyond the shadow of a doubt, that you 'have some real balls', unless you've already racked those on your way over the handlebars, that is, watch this video. Purchase Motocross Made Simple, so you at least you'll look like you have a fricking clue what the hell you're doing!"
*Not responsible if, against our advise, you use your backyard as a motocross track, tear it up to s***, and really piss off your wife, who smacks you upside the head, using her brand-new, heavy, wooden rolling pin