Okay, so picture this. We start in outer space and we watch as the Earth slowly revolves. The picture begins zooming in, sweeping across an ocean before hitting land and then it appears to travel across what looks like America. We reach a weathered old farm house, complete with crop fields and a barn and cows grazing in the pasture. We finish with a slow zoom into an upstairs window to reveal a curly honey-blond beauty sleeping in a massive frilly white lace covered bed, perhaps slightly stirring as the morning sun hits her face just the right way, highlighting the slightly tanned skin and rosy cheeks. She opens her eyes and stretches and smiles up at the ceiling as the rooster outside starts crowing.
Sounds like a great scene, right? A
movie you'd want to watch, a book you'd want to read. Well, this
…is not that story.