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The Pumpkin Carvers: You Ain't no Pumpkin Carver, Boy!

Poetry By: Km2

This is based on some guys that me and my friends see on the frisbee golf course from time to time. We started calling them 'The Pumpkin Carvers' because they remind us of the bad guys in a really terrible B-movie with the same name(I believe), lol. This is actually going to be a recurring series of poems as well, for anyone who loves the Pumpkin Carvers and wants to keep reading about them, hehe. :)

Submitted:Mar 20, 2013    Reads: 33    Comments: 4    Likes: 2   

A sly crew of men, some young and some old

None of which were strangers, to the night

The troubled youths of today, they'll lie and so bold

All of which were wizzes, at carving with a knife

The Pumpkin Carver's are all fuckin crazy

And they most certainly band together

They'll slice you up and about it not be lazy

Wise up BOY, it's perfect pumpkin carving weather

They hardly ever travel all alone

And are rarely seen during the day

They are chilling to the bone

Is the least about them one can say

Don't leave anything behind

Or they'll scoop IT, and you up

They'll take anything they can find

And use it to keep you, AND your mouth shut

They're vicious awnry and mean

And really rotten to the core

Have killed so many tweens

Could open a pumpkin carving store

Now the Pumpkin Carvers are not ALL pure evil

There's even some things that give them joy

But they love to say then make you squeal:

"You ain't no Pumpkin Carver, BOY!


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