For years I've heard voices.
Help me make my choices
And tell me to feed my dogs poisons.
I hear animal noises.
From day one I've been wrong.
I once snuck into the library
With no pants on
And got caught reading a book
While commenced in masturbation.
Do you need a demonstration?
I have no problem
With a self made ejaculation.
I like women from abused homes.
That way, it's o.k.,
To come home drunk,
And bash her in the head with the telephone.
I want to sleep with a chick with one arm
Just to see how she would put her clothes back on.
I sometimes wear a wig and a Star Trek pin
And tell people I'm a Vulcan.
It's unlogical the things I do.
I once found myself in my kitchen sqatting nude
Eating regurgitated dog food.
I'm locked away in isolation
And still have someone to talk to.