I have spent most of my years,
Reading books for grades in school,
In my time I have learned to be gental,
I've also learned how to be cruel.
I've spent�some time disecting cadavers,
I have explored the inside of man,
Like man has explored the deepest caverns,
In time, I have come to find,
Money is all that really matters....
�� Do I have long fangs,
�� Like something out of a book?
�� Am I familiar or something strange?
�� Just how do I look?
I specialize in deep sleep,
I know how to open the perfect gash,
Sometimes I preceed slow,
Other times, my work�go so�fast.
Now why don't you get up on my chair,
Yes, put your feet into my stirrups,
Please shut up and control your fear,
I'm not going to hurt you, I won't hurt you,
Or I won't mean to, now don't be scaried....
�� Do I have large claws and scales?
�� And tell me, just how long is my tail?
�� Are my eyes black, like my onyx horns?
�� Do I wear clothes?
�� Are they new or are they torn?
I tear open your womb, and insert metal tongs,
And grab your cozy baby by it's leg,
I find this thing's position to be wrong.
I pull most of it out of your body,
Leave just a little inside of you,
Don't you move now, you,
Don't you dare be naughty....
�� Or do I wear khakies and live on your block?
�� Do I smile and be polite when I talk?
�� Would you just egnore the door,
�� Or open right up when I knock?
I hold this... um, what should I call it?
Best to depersonalize it,
Once it is dead, there all the same.
Thing is what I'll call it.
Have you given this thing a name?
Can you feel it kicking? Good.
That will stop,
I stab it in the back of the head,
And�machines suck out it's brain.
Now thats good thinking....
�� Do I fly a dragon, or drive a mercades bens?
�� Do I have plenty of, or have I ate up all my friends?
�� When I see you, do I cut your throat,
�� Or do I say 'how's the weather,
�� Wait I know you,
�� We went to medical school together!
What is a fitting name for me?
Do you think I am insane,
Or do you think I am a monster?
Whatever you may think of me,
You can call me DOCTOR....
The Doctor will see you now.