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A Couple Limericks For Real People!

By Mike Stevens

WHY I'm such a writing freak!

Poetry | Updated Aug 30, 2015 | Reads: 4 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0

Red Ribbed Long Sleeved Sweater Is Allison's Fun And Favoreite Color! (Missing Scene From A Beautiful Brand New Day!)

By 2012fireman

A brief cute mini story about Allison and her love of her Red Ribbed Knitted Long Sleeved Turtleneck Sweater with a few vocalizing notes in harmony by the all female singing group great expectations and Patrick too,, enjoy!!

Miscellaneous | Updated Aug 29, 2015 | Reads: 2 | Comments: 2 | Likes: 2
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Train To Nowhere

By Martin Carter

Throughout my career I have needed to make numerous sorties to our capital city by train. Suffice it to say that if commuters were asked to express an opinion of the train services that serve this part of the United Kingdom I would doubt whether many would be classed as glowing testimonialsâ€...

Poetry | Updated Aug 29, 2015 | Reads: 7 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: humor, humour, trains, railway, lyrics, travel

The Little White Van

By Martin Carter

Those of you who have read the first part of my profile will have learned that I have recently retired. One drawback of that is that I no longer enjoy the use of a company car. So I have been thinking of getting a car of my own, but then had a thought. It’s usually only my wife and I who...

Poetry | Updated Aug 29, 2015 | Reads: 4 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: humor, humour, van, travel, motorway, motor, show, police, driving, once, upon, a, time, court, sentence, escape

The Dodgy Car (Song)

By Martin Carter

Don't know what really inspired this one. However, the last thing I want to do is to proliferate car crime. It was written for fun. If you feel like bursting into song, try it to the tune of Lee Marvin's Wanderin' Star from the film Paint Your Wagon

Poetry | Updated Aug 29, 2015 | Reads: 4 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: car, song, lyrics, theft, police, curry, wheels, prison

Doing Your Shopping Chores

By Martin Carter

We put so much blind faith in computer technology don’t we? For example. When you go to the supermarket, you spend ages piling your trolley high with the things you need, then queue for what seems an eternity behind other customers with trollies piled equally high but who have managed to ...

Poetry | Updated Aug 29, 2015 | Reads: 5 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 1
Tags: shopping, supermarket, bill, computer, checkout, bar, code, reader, inflation, lyrics

Come To Think Of IT by Martin Carter

Come To Think Of IT Chapter:7

By Martin Carter

Two people set out to do a survey on computer literacy amongst the general UK public. Confusion reigns when they realise the way you SAY I.T. expressions is not how you would read them..!

Novel | Updated Aug 29, 2015 | Reads: 2 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: humor, humour, computer, camera, gps, global, systems, internet, messages, database, citizens, e, mail, corporation, instructions, browsing, forms, conference, phones, mobiles

Come To Think Of IT by Martin Carter

Come To Think Of IT Chapter:20

By Martin Carter

In theory telephone or video conferencing is supposed to be an efficient way of holding meetings without the necessity of having all of the delegates physically present around the same table.....Here I disprove that theory entirely. This chapter is based on a genuine experience, only the names ex...

Novel | Updated Aug 29, 2015 | Reads: 0 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: humor, humour, computer, camera, gps, global, systems, internet, messages, database, citizens, e, mail, corporation, instructions, browsing, forms, conference, phones, mobiles

Come To Think Of IT by Martin Carter

Come To Think Of IT Chapter:21

By Martin Carter

This is my summary bit.....Having retired now none of the gadgets, gismos, or software have any real meaning to me in life any more. I'll settle now for just a laptop, Microsoft Word and a humourous imagination. If you've read through all the way and enjoyed even some of it, then I'm happy......T...

Novel | Updated Aug 29, 2015 | Reads: 2 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: humor, humour, computer, camera, gps, global, systems, internet, messages, database, citizens, e, mail, corporation, instructions, browsing, forms, conference, phones, mobiles

Come To Think Of IT by Martin Carter

Come To Think Of IT Chapter:2

By Martin Carter

Thoughts on the functions and potential new functions of phones and mobiles together with the story of "Gadget Man" including he and his wife's futile attempt to do their supermarket shopping by mobile and text message

Novel | Updated Aug 29, 2015 | Reads: 3 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: humor, humour, computer, camera, gps, global, systems, internet, messages, database, citizens, e, mail, corporation, instructions, browsing, forms, conference, phones, mobiles

Come To Think Of IT by Martin Carter

Come To Think Of IT Chapter:3

By Martin Carter

To me people who thinks public transport, particularly the train, is just an extension of their office irrespective of the physical or verbal intrusion they cause but seem oblivious to are total morons. This is the story of one such individual I encountered and how I tried to exact revenge.......

Novel | Updated Aug 29, 2015 | Reads: 4 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: humor, humour, computer, camera, gps, global, systems, internet, messages, database, citizens, e, mail, corporation, instructions, browsing, forms, conference, phones, mobiles

Come To Think Of IT by Martin Carter

Come To Think Of IT Chapter:4

By Martin Carter

Well we've all been there haven't we. "You have reached.....and now have X number of options...Maybe not as many as the stressed out guy in this story.......

Novel | Updated Aug 29, 2015 | Reads: 3 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: humor, humour, computer, camera, gps, global, systems, internet, messages, database, citizens, e, mail, corporation, instructions, browsing, forms, conference, phones, mobiles

Come To Think Of IT by Martin Carter

Come To Think Of IT Chapter:5

By Martin Carter

I sympathise with call centre operators particularly those trying to communicate with the apparently none too intelligent or forthcoming guy in this chapter

Novel | Updated Aug 29, 2015 | Reads: 4 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: humor, humour, computer, camera, gps, global, systems, internet, messages, database, citizens, e, mail, corporation, instructions, browsing, forms, conference, phones, mobiles

Come To Think Of IT by Martin Carter

Come To Think Of IT Chapter:6

By Martin Carter

CB radio was terrific. It just never took off really in the UK........ We British are a reticent lot......We don't always even talk to each other without being introduced...leave alone remotely by radio....Read the difference between the way American truckers might use CB and the way we Brits us...

Novel | Updated Aug 29, 2015 | Reads: 4 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: humor, humour, computer, camera, gps, global, systems, internet, messages, database, citizens, e, mail, corporation, instructions, browsing, forms, conference, phones, mobiles

Come To Think Of IT by Martin Carter

Come To Think Of IT Chapter:8

By Martin Carter

E mail is wonderful but how many people have faced umpteen mails in their in box when the come back from leave and where BCC stands for "Blame Culture Copy......?

Novel | Updated Aug 29, 2015 | Reads: 3 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: humor, humour, computer, camera, gps, global, systems, internet, messages, database, citizens, e, mail, corporation, instructions, browsing, forms, conference, phones, mobiles


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