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Worst Luck

By Nadine

Ruby has a boyfriend and she goes on a date buuut ..... what happens ??? sorry if it's not good it's my first one .

Short Story | Updated Feb 15, 2011 | Reads: 22 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0

I Only Come Out At Night

By Javier G

I wrote it in a minute, so I hope it dosen't suck too bad

Poetry | Updated Feb 13, 2011 | Reads: 55 | Comments: 3 | Likes: 1
Tags: funny, humor, dark

How My Third Child Transformed Me Into White Trash

By Doc Ordinary

Brief commentary on my third child's effect on our family dynamic

Essay | Updated Feb 13, 2011 | Reads: 136 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0

The Best Bedtime Story Ever! by technogeek99

The Best Bedtime Story Ever!

By technogeek99

My best friend was tired and wanted me to tell her a bedtime story, being wired on caffeine and unable to sleep, I didnt want her to hang up. So I told her this story.

Short Story | Updated Feb 12, 2011 | Reads: 73 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 1
Tags: short, bedtime, tough, love

Mischevous Pair Chapter:1

By Farenheit Malcolm

Jeremy Deshaun is left alone with a riddle, two encounters (one pleasant, other... not so pleasant). Chapters are short, and I'm planning to make 20-25. Warning: Contains excessive use of profanity.

Novel | Updated Feb 12, 2011 | Reads: 35 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: humour, excessive, use, of, profanity, anger

(StarWars) Coopertive Wars!... Coop Empire Vs Coop Workers! Chapter:1

By Coopwars

Based on the Cooperative Food Group.... All the People I know and Work within the Cooperative food Group!

Novel | Updated Feb 12, 2011 | Reads: 29 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: star, wars, coop, food, humor, sci-fi

Smokers Script

By Dilly

I wrote this in a bid to stop smoking, the good the bad and the ugly! The start treck reference is about a nicotine rush most of its just a gabble.. don't suppose anyone could find the reasoning I did when writing it as its probably very non-senceacle!

Poetry | Updated Feb 12, 2011 | Reads: 24 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0

Boots

By Phillip Donnelly

From a rat’s eye view of the London blitz to a cadaver with a complaint about the size of her coffin, this collection of short stories brings us into a comically surreal world that is determined to stands on its head and leave us questioning our own ability to tell up from down.

Short Story | Updated Feb 12, 2011 | Reads: 19 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: humor, short, stories

The Screen

By Phillip Donnelly

David Vincent is a man at war: at war with the office; at war with himself; and at war with the screen that stares into his eyes. A dark force in the Ministry of the Environment’s ‘Rainbow Building’, he secretly fights green hypocrisy, radioactive civil service jargon and the ...

Book | Updated Feb 12, 2011 | Reads: 28 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: screen, office, politics, humour

Letters From The Ministry

By Phillip Donnelly

Leaving the forest, S Fox takes up a management post in the Ministry of Mammals, in one of the lost cities of man. He finds the corporate world difficult to adjust to, and begins to suspect that the Council of Creatures is being overcome by dark and sinister forces. In his weekly letters to his c...

Book | Updated Feb 12, 2011 | Reads: 28 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: ministry, fox, humour, office, politics

Man Rules by Sierra Savage

Man Rules

By Sierra Savage

Had 2 share it.

Short Story | Updated Feb 11, 2011 | Reads: 44 | Comments: 5 | Likes: 3
Tags: man, side

The Irony Of Dying On Your Birthday by jessicanumber1

The Irony Of Dying On Your Birthday

By jessicanumber1

Jeremy spends his whole life avoiding death, in every sense of the word. He's in his early twenties, seriously overweight and lonely. In an attempt to change his lifestyle for the better and to avoid his own death, he begins jogging. Just when he thinks he's in the clear, he stumbles upon a body...

Short Story | Updated Feb 11, 2011 | Reads: 37 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0

Penelope And The Dog

By Jennyfur

A short, silly fable that needs an ending.

Short Story | Updated Feb 11, 2011 | Reads: 47 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0

Of Intercoms And Blowjobs by Kunoichi thorny21

Of Intercoms And Blowjobs

By Kunoichi thorny21

Toshiro and Karin just came back home from a date. What would cause Toshiro's face to turn red and run away into the night?

Short Story | Updated Feb 11, 2011 | Reads: 346 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: bleach, funny, love, joke

Television Affects by shreyasen11

Television Affects

By shreyasen11

See the pain our best friend the T.V can cause.

Poetry | Updated Feb 11, 2011 | Reads: 128 | Comments: 17 | Likes: 7
Tags: humor


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