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Chat Room Continued Chapter:1

By Brillwriter

This is continued from Chat Room. There are more events in this that may shock you. All of the girls are 16 but the boys are 18.

Novel | Updated Apr 10, 2011 | Reads: 55 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0

Chat Room

By Brillwriter

This is just something that I wrote when I was bored. :)

Short Story | Updated Apr 10, 2011 | Reads: 62 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0

Damn Movie Theaters! by Rjohnson

Damn Movie Theaters!

By Rjohnson

While this poem is humorous, it's also serious.

Poetry | Updated Apr 8, 2011 | Reads: 38 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 0

Subject To Change

By Orangepushuppop

Wrote this while the power was out. Forced to eat canned foods for so long....

Poetry | Updated Apr 8, 2011 | Reads: 28 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 0

One For The Night

By Mike Lachnicht

A drinking poem read as you liesurely drink a beer

Poetry | Updated Apr 8, 2011 | Reads: 24 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 0

The King (A Comic Poem)

By Mike Lachnicht

A funny poem about a king who goes for a ride but winds up lost laugh out loud all :) Copyright 4-8-11

Poetry | Updated Apr 8, 2011 | Reads: 65 | Comments: 3 | Likes: 1
Tags: humour, kings

Foreign Vengeance by David Rosenberger

Foreign Vengeance Chapter:2

By David Rosenberger

My name is David Chantman. I'm fourteen years old and I have an actual job. No it's not being a cashier for Mcdonalds. It's a job with the Central Intellegence of America. I live with my aunt in her huge estate in upstate New York. And I'm going to be going on a violent rampage in 3.... 2.... 1.....

Novel | Updated Apr 8, 2011 | Reads: 10 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: comedy, action

The Family Reunion

By Wlsc

Time Heals All Wounds, We Can Only Hope Well, the invitations are now out; they look like a hospital menu. Mark - X - for your preference of location, food and games. Standard insurance waiver as always, included.

Short Story | Updated Apr 8, 2011 | Reads: 577 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: family, reunions, fun

A Mothers Bill Of Rights

By Wlsc

It's Monday, and of course it's snowing again...... Convinced to listen to the experts regarding the correct practices of shoveling snow and not to over do it, but start slow, I gave myself a break.... So on with the T.V. to listen to the morning national news. It was out and over before I ...

Short Story | Updated Apr 8, 2011 | Reads: 109 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: mothers, family, care

THE ORANGE VENDOR, Chapter 1 by Frank Ramtahal

THE ORANGE VENDOR, Chapter 1

By Frank Ramtahal

This story is about an orange vendor at a market place down town. It was first created as a play for a school textbook in 1996 but later converted in March 2011 into a short story. It is adapted from a real life situation but the story is purely imaginative. It consists of three chapters as foll...

Short Story | Updated Apr 7, 2011 | Reads: 95 | Comments: 4 | Likes: 3
Tags: adventure, market, sales, fun, humour

Twilight Bell

By Lucasp

A short story.

Short Story | Updated Apr 7, 2011 | Reads: 52 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0

Debbie & Kurt

By Megan B

Debbie, teenage neighbor of a psychopath named Mr. Lancaster, is given an chance to earn money on a lifeless July day. She excepts the job from Mr. Lancaster, but it was nothing she expected. This was an assignment for school, a narrative story I had to write with no limitions and no guide on th...

Short Story | Updated Apr 7, 2011 | Reads: 74 | Comments: 3 | Likes: 0
Tags: monkey, monkies, debbie, teenage, school, assingment, narrative, short, story, essay, creative, writing, summer, babysitting, mishaps

Why Is Fart Such A Bad Word?

By K Flu

A quick poem about the one "thing".... we are all ashamed to talk about.

Poetry | Updated Apr 7, 2011 | Reads: 113 | Comments: 5 | Likes: 1
Tags: comedy, bodily, functions, fun, funny, cute, laugh, farting, joke, flu, hi, mom, dumb, retarded, hop, book, books

Adventures Of Being A Nurse 2

By Lazykelmster

My mom works as a nurse and these are just some of her most bizzare patients.

Short Story | Updated Apr 7, 2011 | Reads: 57 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0

Thanksgiving Day Is A Pain

By Huna Cuna

This is a poem about basically how my Thanksgiving goes when family are in town

Poetry | Updated Apr 6, 2011 | Reads: 32 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0


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