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I LOVE MY BED by hannah13880

I LOVE MY BED

By hannah13880

bed

Poetry | Updated Mar 16, 2011 | Reads: 429 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 1

The Weird Twisted Tale Of Lamb Chop Hill

By Sweetsongofthesavannah

well this is a little story i made up when i was bored out of my mind! it just gets crazy thats all i can say PLEASE COMMENT

Short Story | Updated Mar 15, 2011 | Reads: 42 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0

Today's The Day!

By egm924

Just a quick little story about something that seems to happen to people quite often. Maybe we need to slow down a bit.

Poetry | Updated Mar 14, 2011 | Reads: 28 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0

Principle Storries - Adventure Number One !

By Wecameasnobody

First of many series of run-ins with my principle !

Short Story | Updated Mar 14, 2011 | Reads: 34 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: principle, rage, angry, comedy

Stupid Guard Dog by Rjohnson

Stupid Guard Dog

By Rjohnson

THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

Poetry | Updated Mar 13, 2011 | Reads: 70 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: humor, poem

I Dont Get High No More

By Leonardo Scott

This is a little song I wrote about smoking marijuana!

Miscellaneous | Updated Mar 13, 2011 | Reads: 49 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: weed, smoking, funny, song, humor, cannabis, blunt, random, crazy

South Carolina Low Country Living! by Floatingpoet

South Carolina Low Country Living!

By Floatingpoet

Your old Captain Mike has sailed the whole east coast from the Dry Tortougas to Corner Brook Newfoundland but the best place on the east coast by far is Coosaw Island South Carolina and this is how I live every day there! Capt. Mike

Poetry | Updated Mar 13, 2011 | Reads: 72 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: south, carolina, sc, beaufort, coosaw, lowcountry, low, country, fish, fishing, fisherman

Pirate Comedy By Mike Harris

By Floatingpoet

The last time I went sailing I told my wife I was going to the store for some bread. I ended up in Ram Rod Key. It's a long story but after floating a witch's boat on Little Torch Key and getting invited to a party I ment some cool poeple and ended up on stage at the Looe Key Tikki Hut doin my bo...

Poetry | Updated Mar 13, 2011 | Reads: 70 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 1
Tags: comedy, boats, pirate, poems, stand, up, comedy, fishing, Bobby, Cooler, Ned, Tupper, Floatingpoet

Would You Like Milk And Sugar? by Rachelpeggy

Would You Like Milk And Sugar?

By Rachelpeggy

Ok so you want to be a Air Hostess? Do you dream of dating fit pilots, fit passangers of the layovers in exotic destinations? Living the High Life of the Glitz and Glam and the perks of the job? Think Again Make a date with rubber gloves, gash bags and a coffee pot Your going to have the time...

Miscellaneous | Updated Mar 13, 2011 | Reads: 45 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: ill, be, right, back, would, youl, ike, milke, and, sugar?, hello, thank, you, travel, air, hostess, cabin, crew, trolley, dolly

PMS

By Rjohnson

THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

Poetry | Updated Mar 13, 2011 | Reads: 24 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: humor, poem

Setsurcorp And The Magic Face-Man. by Jingo Star

Setsurcorp And The Magic Face-Man.

By Jingo Star

my first entry hope you enjoy it even though its a bit odd. don't blame me my brain told me to do it.

Short Story | Updated Mar 13, 2011 | Reads: 42 | Comments: 3 | Likes: 2
Tags: fantasy

You'll Laugh So Hard Yaz Gut'z Will Hurt! by Floatingpoet

You'll Laugh So Hard Yaz Gut'z Will Hurt!

By Floatingpoet

It's a poem about the name of the first sailboat I lived on. The name was so funny that a picture of it was in a bunch of different sail mag's anywhooos come has a laugh on your old Captain Mike

Poetry | Updated Mar 12, 2011 | Reads: 30 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 0

Workin She Thought I Be! by Floatingpoet

Workin She Thought I Be!

By Floatingpoet

She thought I'z bee'z workin or sum-pin but this is whats I'z realy bee'z doin!

Poetry | Updated Mar 12, 2011 | Reads: 35 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: cheaters, nope, not, me, i'm, good, to, my, wife, wife, workin, husband, funny, humor

Charlie Sheen! by Floatingpoet

Charlie Sheen!

By Floatingpoet

Dude it'z Charlie Sheen how much does yaz really need'z to know!

Poetry | Updated Mar 12, 2011 | Reads: 129 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: charlie, sheen, charlie, sheen, floatingpoet

The Boat Washer by Floatingpoet

The Boat Washer

By Floatingpoet

"so ya wants a funny from when Captain Mike was young" "well you'z will laugh so hard you might bite ya tonge!"

Poetry | Updated Mar 12, 2011 | Reads: 44 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: boat-washing, boat, floatingpoet


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