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You'll Laugh So Hard Yaz Gut'z Will Hurt! by Floatingpoet

You'll Laugh So Hard Yaz Gut'z Will Hurt!

By Floatingpoet

It's a poem about the name of the first sailboat I lived on. The name was so funny that a picture of it was in a bunch of different sail mag's anywhooos come has a laugh on your old Captain Mike

Poetry | Updated Mar 12, 2011 | Reads: 30 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 0

Workin She Thought I Be! by Floatingpoet

Workin She Thought I Be!

By Floatingpoet

She thought I'z bee'z workin or sum-pin but this is whats I'z realy bee'z doin!

Poetry | Updated Mar 12, 2011 | Reads: 35 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: cheaters, nope, not, me, i'm, good, to, my, wife, wife, workin, husband, funny, humor

Charlie Sheen! by Floatingpoet

Charlie Sheen!

By Floatingpoet

Dude it'z Charlie Sheen how much does yaz really need'z to know!

Poetry | Updated Mar 12, 2011 | Reads: 129 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: charlie, sheen, charlie, sheen, floatingpoet

The Boat Washer by Floatingpoet

The Boat Washer

By Floatingpoet

"so ya wants a funny from when Captain Mike was young" "well you'z will laugh so hard you might bite ya tonge!"

Poetry | Updated Mar 12, 2011 | Reads: 44 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: boat-washing, boat, floatingpoet

Nothing But A Blank Page by Krazed Cidd

Nothing But A Blank Page

By Krazed Cidd

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Miscellaneous | Updated Mar 12, 2011 | Reads: 41 | Comments: 4 | Likes: 1

I Did'nt Do Anything,Yet Your Yelling

By Maizyellyse

This is about people who yell alot,use your inside voice (=

Poetry | Updated Mar 11, 2011 | Reads: 44 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0

Appearance Lies. It's Gorgeous For Blind Eyes!!! by Xharmony

Appearance Lies. It's Gorgeous For Blind Eyes!!!

By Xharmony

Even ugly doggies could be loved! :D

Poetry | Updated Mar 11, 2011 | Reads: 92 | Comments: 9 | Likes: 3
Tags: funny, peom, ugly, humor, jokes, poetry

Amusement Park Embarrassment

By Fml

Ughhh Why did I wear Stilettos to an amusement park?

Short Story | Updated Mar 11, 2011 | Reads: 270 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0

MY EX-BOYFRIEND ATE MY HOMEWORK by Thayxjay

MY EX-BOYFRIEND ATE MY HOMEWORK

By Thayxjay

iT'S A STATED FACT. ITS THE TRUTH. HE ATE MY HOMEWORK. SO HOW DO I TELL THE ENGLISH TEACHER? WILL WE BOTH END UP IN A MENTAL HEALTH WARD? ADVENTURE ENSUES.

Miscellaneous | Updated Mar 10, 2011 | Reads: 43 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 0
Tags: guys, girls, uunfair, homework, food, hungry, gross, stupid, relationships, mental

Spoiler Alert!

By ravenclaw365

The original script for the vlog in which I describe five Oscar nominated movies in five minutes.

Script | Updated Mar 10, 2011 | Reads: 37 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0

Lucy On A Diet

By Smileyfication

Best short story ever. Seriously funny. Pure geniusness!!! It's got everything from people with strange names to raccoons to a curious number. You have to read this! It is seriously worth it. Don't think this is a terrible summary and not read it. This is absolutely hilarious!!!

Short Story | Updated Mar 9, 2011 | Reads: 63 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: funny, humour, humor, lucy, diet, racoon, raccoon, love, romeo, juliet

Re-Animated Chapter:3

By Johnacollins

It all began on a quiet summer day. The sky was blue and not a cloud in sight; little did the world know that it was slowly turning in its own grave. The North Koreans finally attacked. However they didn’t do what the world was braced for. The first cases went almost completely unreported...

Novel | Updated Mar 9, 2011 | Reads: 17 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: zombies, comedy, violence

Re-Animated Chapter:2

By Johnacollins

It all began on a quiet summer day. The sky was blue and not a cloud in sight; little did the world know that it was slowly turning in its own grave. The North Koreans finally attacked. However they didn’t do what the world was braced for. The first cases went almost completely unreported...

Novel | Updated Mar 9, 2011 | Reads: 16 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: zombies, comedy, violence

Re-Animated Chapter:1

By Johnacollins

It all began on a quiet summer day. The sky was blue and not a cloud in sight; little did the world know that it was slowly turning in its own grave. The North Koreans finally attacked. However they didn’t do what the world was braced for. The first cases went almost completely unreported...

Novel | Updated Mar 9, 2011 | Reads: 26 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: zombies, comedy, violence

The Perfect Mask

By kassyparlee75

jut something i thought would be fun and kind of amusing to some people.

Poetry | Updated Mar 9, 2011 | Reads: 36 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 1
Tags: love, smile, romance, humor, funny, amused, make-up, lipgloss, eyeshadow, eyeliner, blush, foundation, girl, the, perfect, mask


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