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Eat At Joe's:  Captain Kirk & The Seven Sins Of Buddha by The Mad Ox

Eat At Joe's: Captain Kirk & The Seven Sins Of Buddha

By The Mad Ox

John sits in a diner with his friend. Their frivolous pop culture conversation covers everything from hated bands and actresses to the latest shenanigans of crazy Moammar Gaddafi. Underneath the surface deeper issues plague John's mind. What is his purpose in life and how does he fit into the ...

Short Story | Updated Mar 22, 2011 | Reads: 56 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 1
Tags: diner, friends, rants, college, lybia, foghat, shatner, life

Can Not Hide A Hickey

By Violetfox

What happens when Angela goes home and her parents notice a hickey on her neck!

Short Story | Updated Mar 22, 2011 | Reads: 211 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 0

Chicken Dancing With The Stars by The Mad Ox

Chicken Dancing With The Stars

By The Mad Ox

(Note: There are no stars or any dancing in this story.) Three strangers at a wedding find themselves in an unexpected love triangle. Noel loves Dianne. Dianne loves Dirk. Dirk loves himself... and scotch.

Short Story | Updated Mar 22, 2011 | Reads: 58 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: chicken, dance, wedding, drunk, love, triangle, strangers, sarcasm

Galactic Plasma Warriors by The Mad Ox

Galactic Plasma Warriors

By The Mad Ox

Torvald can't catch a break. (Stargate blows.)

Short Story | Updated Mar 22, 2011 | Reads: 59 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: syfy, channel, sand, mutant, satire, stargate

Dads Sunburn by Lazykelmster

Dads Sunburn

By Lazykelmster

hillarious

Short Story | Updated Mar 21, 2011 | Reads: 82 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0

The Wrenn Project by I B Random

The Wrenn Project

By I B Random

Bob was bored with his job , between flicking over his Emails he fantasised about his secratary. One day his old mate sends a bizarre Email that brings fact and fantasies crashing together.A bizarre tale of science fiction and lunacy, contains some mild language and innuendo.

Book | Updated Mar 21, 2011 | Reads: 42 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0

A Taster For 'The Diary Of Wayne Payne' by slaptom994

A Taster For 'The Diary Of Wayne Payne'

By slaptom994

Wayne Payne is a geeky 16 year old in 1996 trying to pull any girl he can reach. Embarressment and humiliation is frequent to him as he carrys on through his last year at school in his own little world. This is just the first chapter of a book that I am writing. Please tell me what you think as ...

Short Story | Updated Mar 21, 2011 | Reads: 36 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 0
Tags: funny, humour, the, diary, of, wayne, payne, slaptom994, entry, geeky, 16, 1996, chapter, one, extract, terms, and, conditions, the, worst

Food

By Kukrik

Humorous poem about food.

Poetry | Updated Mar 20, 2011 | Reads: 57 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 1
Tags: humor, food, taste

The Pie Poem

By anonymousgirl11

I wrote this a while back with one of my friends. This has no deeper meaning than "This is what happens when two teenage girls write a poem" :)

Poetry | Updated Mar 19, 2011 | Reads: 91 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: the, pie, poem, extremely, random, lauryn, hahn

Nostalgia To Foreshadowing  by Joseph Wayne

Nostalgia To Foreshadowing

By Joseph Wayne

A woman reads a poem, to her son, written by her mother. The poem if filled with longings of the past and while the woman never fully understood this way of thinking, she is slowly accepting it. Meanwhile, her young son, who is without a past, can only look forward to the future and imagine it a...

Short Story | Updated Mar 19, 2011 | Reads: 57 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 0
Tags: nostalgia, past, future, mother, son, grandmother, technology

Phantoms Of Chaos by snowman22

Phantoms Of Chaos

By snowman22

Grant Maker was a man whose participation in a vampire hunt in 1813 has caused him to live to 2011 due to being bit and turned into one. which has been a liveing hell for him in more ways than one, he just wants to die at this point but when he meets his love his ideas change ever so slightly. WA...

Book | Updated Mar 17, 2011 | Reads: 45 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 1
Tags: vampire, funny, sad, scary, horror, comedy, tradgic

The Thin "Blue" Line

By dan227

Well shut the fuck up! I think its funny!

Poetry | Updated Mar 17, 2011 | Reads: 54 | Comments: 3 | Likes: 1

Character Assasination by dan227

Character Assasination

By dan227

Well basically, i am keeping a diary for my Dad. It may sound weird but basically i ask him what happened in his day and then write a diary for him. This is meant for humor, and when i read it out everyone found it hysterical, but i was interested to know if anybody else would find it even remote...

Article | Updated Mar 17, 2011 | Reads: 31 | Comments: 3 | Likes: 1
Tags: third, person, diary, comedy, humor, laughs

My Cell Phone Inbox

By Winter Witch

my friewnds SMS mr all the time i would like to share some with you but i own none of this htese are all forwarded messages

Miscellaneous | Updated Mar 17, 2011 | Reads: 62 | Comments: 8 | Likes: 0
Tags: fun, humor, sms

I LOVE MY BED by hannah13880

I LOVE MY BED

By hannah13880

bed

Poetry | Updated Mar 16, 2011 | Reads: 429 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 1


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