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Random Story #2: What To Do With Barbie?

By Interestedwriter

This is not meant to offend anyone. just another silly story some kids and i wrote during class. this will become a regular series so if you don't like it deal with it. again this is not meant to offend anyone its just to make people smile and quite possibly lose some braincells. YOU HAVE BEEN ...

Short Story | Updated Nov 10, 2010 | Reads: 36 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: ken, barbie, dumbness, shopping, weddings, plastic, surgery, bubb, bubbettes

Signs Of "Pre-Exam Phobia"

By Rora

This is how i felt the night before my exam :D i hope you enjoy reading it

Poetry | Updated Nov 9, 2010 | Reads: 392 | Comments: 2 | Likes: 1
Tags: exams, fear

"The Dante Prophecy" Rejection Letter

By Ryan Mcclure

A letter of rejection in response to my recently completed thriller, "The Dante Prophecy."

Miscellaneous | Updated Nov 9, 2010 | Reads: 35 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: parody, writers, parody, da, vinci, code, dan, brown, absurd, rejection

The Jungle As Metaphor In Sinclair's The Jungle And Guns N' Roses Welcome To The Jungle

By Ryan Mcclure

Literary criticism examining two prominent 20th-century critics of the industrial landscape, and the degree to which they rock.

Essay | Updated Nov 9, 2010 | Reads: 350 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: literary, rock, music, academic, literary, criticism, parody, grad, students, upton, sinclair, axl, rose

It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time! by Church

It's Peanut Butter Jelly Time!

By Church

This story is about a boy who takes a trip through the mall to get annoyed by a certain song.

Short Story | Updated Nov 9, 2010 | Reads: 28 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0

Portrait Of A Less-Than-Lady

By Heidimartini

This is a poem I wrote as a Parody of T'S Eliot's wonderful 'Portrait of A Lady'. I took the layout, themes and basic narrative into this piece, adding a sarcastic, immature sense of humour to it.

Poetry | Updated Nov 8, 2010 | Reads: 26 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 0

The DEATH Of A HEAD by superlovemonkey12

The DEATH Of A HEAD

By superlovemonkey12

Parental Guidance required. Just kidding. But no, seriously. There are severed heads involved. I wrote these for my Latin class for a homework assignment where we had to use derivatives of Latin words in sentences.

Short Story | Updated Nov 8, 2010 | Reads: 42 | Comments: 2 | Likes: 1
Tags: star, wars, head, severed, haha, hehe

I Locked Myself Out Of My House Today.

By Beavengabriel

Providing a laugh where it needs to be.

Poetry | Updated Nov 8, 2010 | Reads: 45 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 2
Tags: house, laughter, funny, joy, odd

My Humor Is Different From Yours.

By Beavengabriel

Providing the back drop to nonsense

Poetry | Updated Nov 8, 2010 | Reads: 38 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: funny, hilarious, enjoying

Jack Smoked Marijuana

By marines5565

jack and jill

Poetry | Updated Nov 8, 2010 | Reads: 123 | Comments: 2 | Likes: 0

5 Excuses To Miss School

By killer53

just something random that came to my head. some of these are very random.

Miscellaneous | Updated Nov 7, 2010 | Reads: 83 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: random

101 Ways To Annoy People

By killer53

just a thing i found on google that i thought was kinda stupid.but im bored so im gonna post it

Miscellaneous | Updated Nov 7, 2010 | Reads: 40 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: fuuny

A Strange Craving.

By Ayeisha

a very strong desire to have sumthng...one more time....a little tasting at first,then devouring it with a wild neeeed............

Poetry | Updated Nov 7, 2010 | Reads: 48 | Comments: 3 | Likes: 32
Tags: desire, wild, need, ferocius, craving...

Let's Check The Pulse(S) by Juggernaut

Let's Check The Pulse(S)

By Juggernaut

Abid was a graduate student at a prestigious educational institution established well over a century ago on the banks of a sacred river. He is Muslin in predominantly Hindu student community. But this didn’t bother either Abid or his friends since he was considered as a dove. Abid though ...

Short Story | Updated Nov 7, 2010 | Reads: 108 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: abid, muslim, hindu, temple, church, holy, city, river, entomology, bugs, mealy, bugs, dove, ladybug, pulse, pulses, red, bean, black, bean

Green=Purple

By 4ngryto4st

Proving not every color is what it seems

Essay | Updated Nov 6, 2010 | Reads: 61 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0


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