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MY EX-BOYFRIEND ATE MY HOMEWORK by Thayxjay

MY EX-BOYFRIEND ATE MY HOMEWORK

By Thayxjay

iT'S A STATED FACT. ITS THE TRUTH. HE ATE MY HOMEWORK. SO HOW DO I TELL THE ENGLISH TEACHER? WILL WE BOTH END UP IN A MENTAL HEALTH WARD? ADVENTURE ENSUES.

Miscellaneous | Updated Mar 10, 2011 | Reads: 43 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 0
Tags: guys, girls, uunfair, homework, food, hungry, gross, stupid, relationships, mental

Spoiler Alert!

By ravenclaw365

The original script for the vlog in which I describe five Oscar nominated movies in five minutes.

Script | Updated Mar 10, 2011 | Reads: 37 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0

Lucy On A Diet

By Smileyfication

Best short story ever. Seriously funny. Pure geniusness!!! It's got everything from people with strange names to raccoons to a curious number. You have to read this! It is seriously worth it. Don't think this is a terrible summary and not read it. This is absolutely hilarious!!!

Short Story | Updated Mar 9, 2011 | Reads: 63 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: funny, humour, humor, lucy, diet, racoon, raccoon, love, romeo, juliet

Re-Animated Chapter:3

By Johnacollins

It all began on a quiet summer day. The sky was blue and not a cloud in sight; little did the world know that it was slowly turning in its own grave. The North Koreans finally attacked. However they didn’t do what the world was braced for. The first cases went almost completely unreported...

Novel | Updated Mar 9, 2011 | Reads: 17 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: zombies, comedy, violence

Re-Animated Chapter:2

By Johnacollins

It all began on a quiet summer day. The sky was blue and not a cloud in sight; little did the world know that it was slowly turning in its own grave. The North Koreans finally attacked. However they didn’t do what the world was braced for. The first cases went almost completely unreported...

Novel | Updated Mar 9, 2011 | Reads: 16 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: zombies, comedy, violence

Re-Animated Chapter:1

By Johnacollins

It all began on a quiet summer day. The sky was blue and not a cloud in sight; little did the world know that it was slowly turning in its own grave. The North Koreans finally attacked. However they didn’t do what the world was braced for. The first cases went almost completely unreported...

Novel | Updated Mar 9, 2011 | Reads: 26 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: zombies, comedy, violence

The Perfect Mask

By kassyparlee75

jut something i thought would be fun and kind of amusing to some people.

Poetry | Updated Mar 9, 2011 | Reads: 36 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 1
Tags: love, smile, romance, humor, funny, amused, make-up, lipgloss, eyeshadow, eyeliner, blush, foundation, girl, the, perfect, mask

OMG Zombies! Chapter:2

By Cheyjade

It has been 50 years since the last of the zombies were eradicated. During the reopening of Portland the clean up crews were instructed to bring any and all written materials to their headquarters. Mr. Yearling found a notebook written by a survivor during the first years of the crisis. The trans...

Novel | Updated Mar 9, 2011 | Reads: 9 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0

Adventures In Awkwardness Chapter:1

By Nicholas Keresztury

Nick has been getting into awkward situations ever since the doctor that delievered him, dressed as Frankenstein, gave him to the wrong parents. Now that he is finally ready to join the real world he is asking himself one important question: Who am I? Whether he is dressing up as Mr. Peanut in or...

Novel | Updated Mar 8, 2011 | Reads: 36 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: humor, fiction, funny, adventure, romance

It's Me Or The Scene by Mally Hannah Simmie

It's Me Or The Scene Chapter:1

By Mally Hannah Simmie

Laura Nathan, Kylsie Joab, Yessit Smith, Zoe Smith, Farah Leander, Tara Freit, Gigi Carelli and Kira Ish make up the famous ''Scene'' clique at Applewood Republic Cathloic School. Among all of the teen drama, horror and ugly sightings of Applewood (and life), Kara Tailgiate and Jessica Prien stan...

Novel | Updated Mar 8, 2011 | Reads: 86 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: awesomeness, hi, lissy, i'm, tagging, you, :p

Spread The Awesome

By ravenclaw365

The script for today's vlog.

Script | Updated Mar 7, 2011 | Reads: 43 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0

Top 5 TV Stand Up Comedy Special List by Russ Maggio

Top 5 TV Stand Up Comedy Special List

By Russ Maggio

What are the top 5 TV stand up comedy specials you can see right now. Don't miss these.

Article | Updated Mar 6, 2011 | Reads: 211 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 2
Tags: comedy, stand, up, comedy, top, 5, list, tv, review

Random Write

By James Osbourne

i mean i'm trying to write creatively but this is the best i can come up with. looking for instruction.

Miscellaneous | Updated Mar 6, 2011 | Reads: 29 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0

Dream Big, Willy by Carson Speight

Dream Big, Willy

By Carson Speight

This is a short story about a young man named Willy whose big dreams, while unique, were not empirically accepted.

Short Story | Updated Mar 6, 2011 | Reads: 100 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: funny, strange, weird, short

25 Reasons Why I Hate Twilight

By Grandbea

25 reasons why I hate Twilight.

Essay | Updated Mar 6, 2011 | Reads: 341 | Comments: 7 | Likes: 3
Tags: twilight, hate, funny, edward, cullen, bella, jonas, brothers


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