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The Seducing Boss by melanie347

The Seducing Boss Chapter:1

By melanie347

Priscilla Warren never knew her job would cost her her family.She was practically set up, apart from the the amazing assignment given by her gorgeous boss. Secretly having affairs, she stops the madness after her Boss's wife finds them. What's worse than that? That's her best friend.Priscilla can...

Novel | Updated Jul 10, 2010 | Reads: 380 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 1
Tags: kissing, office, priscilla, cheatin, maya, rich, job, boss, gorgeous, attraction, desk, seducing

Mothzilla

By Valdivies

The worst thing about a moth in your room is: not knowing exactly where it is.

Short Story | Updated Jul 10, 2010 | Reads: 90 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 1
Tags: mothzilla, humor, horror, dark, light

Man Vs. Skunk by Valdivies

Man Vs. Skunk

By Valdivies

my first face-off with a skunk

Short Story | Updated Jul 10, 2010 | Reads: 79 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: face-off, night, scary, funny

True Confessions Of An Everyday Blogger by melanie347

True Confessions Of An Everyday Blogger Chapter:1

By melanie347

Enter Camren Russell, internet junkie and total social loser.She is the ultimate blogger,and can't spend one minute away from her blog. So when she enters Junior year at Kingsley High, everything changes. She is being crushed on by Reese Britten, is envied by Serena Merritt(who hates not envies) ...

Novel | Updated Jul 10, 2010 | Reads: 37 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 2
Tags: camren, russell, party, blogger, tyler, cookies, school, dog

Percy The Spider

By Ysbryd

A simple tale of a lucky spider. My first poem published here is a straight forward humorous poem of a lucky spider and a spiteful child who gets a sort punishment for her deeds.

Poetry | Updated Jul 10, 2010 | Reads: 26 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0

Fwotitoo by Mooniefluff

Fwotitoo

By Mooniefluff

Just a really goofy poem about a really goofy inside secret. :)

Poetry | Updated Jul 9, 2010 | Reads: 42 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: goofy, random, strange

The Decapitated Man Cunundrum

By Thesilverymoon

Two characters who feel nothing for the world discuss and mock current events.

Script | Updated Jul 9, 2010 | Reads: 33 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 1
Tags: death, head, bus, emotion, emotionless, ankles, decapitation, mocking

The Old House

By Thesilverymoon

So tempting, but so secretive.

Poetry | Updated Jul 9, 2010 | Reads: 50 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 1
Tags: humour, cops, abandoned, houses, kids, fall, autumn, weather, seasons, police, children, haiku

Death And Louise

By Thesilverymoon

A young girl gets hit by a bus and doesn't realize she's dead.

Script | Updated Jul 9, 2010 | Reads: 55 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: death, dark, comedy, bus, grim, reaper

Zsa Zsa Slapped Me by Rjohnson

Zsa Zsa Slapped Me

By Rjohnson

THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

Poetry | Updated Jul 9, 2010 | Reads: 25 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: humor, poem

Childhood Bloodsucking by Katiegurtis

Childhood Bloodsucking

By Katiegurtis

Just a story about myself as a kid. A twisted, demented, but altogether amusing kid. Hopefully you enjoy!

Short Story | Updated Jul 8, 2010 | Reads: 55 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 1
Tags: vampires, children, summertime, imagination, humor, evil, kids, bloodsucking, twisted, funny

Til Death Shall We Part (Funny And Stupid Poem)

By grizzlygirl1

it's about marriage kinda

Poetry | Updated Jul 8, 2010 | Reads: 45 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 0

Quitting Smoking by writermike730

Quitting Smoking

By writermike730

This didn't really happen because unfortunately I still smoke, but if I tried to quit smoking, this is what WOULD happen I think. You replace one thing for another like the turning of the seasons.

Short Story | Updated Jul 8, 2010 | Reads: 245 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: addiction, smoking, quitting, obsessive, obsessive, compulsive, panic, irony, sarcasm, humor, work, bad, job, indecision, resolutions, hygeine, cleanliness, parody

Diary Of The School Chav by Randomwriter

Diary Of The School Chav Chapter:5

By Randomwriter

Venia is the scholarship pupil at Gerrand Broder private school. She's not exactly what you'd call rich and her bag is certainly not gucci, so she's not the kind of girl to mess with. Well, that's what the rich kids think...

Novel | Updated Jul 8, 2010 | Reads: 43 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 1

Sand Burns More Than Sunburn

By Donna Cavanagh

My last day at the beach taught me that walking on hot coals is a breeze.

Short Story | Updated Jul 7, 2010 | Reads: 276 | Comments: 4 | Likes: 4
Tags: humor, funny, beach, burning, sand, new, jersey, husband, sharks


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