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My Website!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By twilightlover1012

This is my website guys!!!!!!!!!!!!! I don't have much up now but hopefully i'll have more to come

Miscellaneous | Updated Oct 21, 2009 | Reads: 60 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: Website

Soda Crazy Part One

By Bakergir

you all know what beer,ect. dose to people but heres what happens when soda and zoe are together very funny part one is do 2 is on it's way i need help with it what is she going to do need help if i like your idea you'll be mechine

Short Story | Updated Oct 21, 2009 | Reads: 65 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: funny, short, p.g, story

Looking Back On The Past by freakygothgirl666

Looking Back On The Past

By freakygothgirl666

i randomly said this to one of my friends and they laughed and said it was good, soooooo im putting it on my page! XD

Poetry | Updated Oct 21, 2009 | Reads: 95 | Comments: 2 | Likes: 1
Tags: humor

America! America! Or Nigerian Movies by writermike730

America! America! Or Nigerian Movies

By writermike730

A funny story based on real events at my dreadful jobs. I hope that there is some kind of deeper meaning here too, but hey, at least my job exposes me to some characters!

Short Story | Updated Oct 21, 2009 | Reads: 187 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: cultures, america, africa, immigration, retail, work, jobs, movies, nigeria, kenya, comedy, irony, humor, ennui

My Quest For BigFoot by rwc149

My Quest For BigFoot

By rwc149

A documented search for the mysterious BigFoot. A man who battles drugs, being handicapped goes for a quest of vengeance on the thing that killed his father.

Book | Updated Oct 20, 2009 | Reads: 58 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 0
Tags: bigfoot, a, search

The Pregnancy Test

By sarabeth120

Micheal finds something really interesting in the trashcan in the hall bathroom...

Short Story | Updated Oct 20, 2009 | Reads: 244 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0

A Strange, Lonely And Troubling Article . . . by Richard J Perry

A Strange, Lonely And Troubling Article . . .

By Richard J Perry

The death of Daily Mail columnist Jan Moir after an apparently

Article | Updated Oct 20, 2009 | Reads: 261 | Comments: 2 | Likes: 1
Tags: death, jan, moir, cancer, hate, poisoned, offended, hate-mongering, rag, unlikely, disgruntled, reader, carcinogens, half-baked, hackneyed, prejudiced, opinion.

Hairdresser-Phobia

By Decathinator

My feelings for hairdressers and why.

Article | Updated Oct 19, 2009 | Reads: 104 | Comments: 3 | Likes: 2

RANDOM QUESTIONS(Becuz Boredom Gets Boring) by iluv2write100

RANDOM QUESTIONS(Becuz Boredom Gets Boring) Chapter:1

By iluv2write100

a bunch of random questions that i thought of for no apparent reason,well actually i was bored,so yea thats the reason so forget the no apparent part,anyway READ?WHY AREnt you reading yet?GO READ THE QUESTIONS (THIS IS MANLY FOR GIRLS,some of the questions are anyway)

Novel | Updated Oct 19, 2009 | Reads: 57 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 1

The Ghost Of Zoober

By Daydreamingfireflys

Zeke was 13 years-old and his favorite Golden Retriever, Zoober just passed away from a rubber ball accident. Zeke missed Zoober very much and wanted him back. And Zeke has been exsperimenting on how to bring dead pets back to life online. Gathering up all his favorite toys and attempting spirtua...

Short Story | Updated Oct 18, 2009 | Reads: 27 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: funny, addicting, weird

Prelude To Cholesterol

By Veladence

MAN THE WHALES!!!!!!!!!!

Poetry | Updated Oct 18, 2009 | Reads: 86 | Comments: 3 | Likes: 2
Tags: fat, man, dude, fatty, food, obese, cholesterol, aids, mcdonalds, fries, nuggets, quarter, pounder, cheese

Curiosity Hurts Like Hell

By Foxy

a very funny story guaranteed to have to laughing your make up off (if you wear it) this wasn't written be me and i don't know who did write it but it needed to be heard

Short Story | Updated Oct 18, 2009 | Reads: 331 | Comments: 3 | Likes: 1
Tags: funny, taser, curious

My Girlfriend, A Vampire: A Twilight Parody (Of Sorts) by Wordspeak

My Girlfriend, A Vampire: A Twilight Parody (Of Sorts) Chapter:3

By Wordspeak

When Abel Fawn decides to visit Carly, his mother,way out in Meyers Chuck, Alaska, he realizes the town sucks more than it should, especially when he comes across the mysterious Ballen family...A Twilight parody of sorts lol.

Novel | Updated Oct 17, 2009 | Reads: 107 | Comments: 2 | Likes: 2
Tags: my, girlfriend, a, vampire, twilight, parody, humor, funny, morbid, romance, dark, thriller, obsession, vampire, vampires, mysterious, horror, action

Pie.

By Roderickbeaumont

PIIIIIIIIIE.

Poetry | Updated Oct 16, 2009 | Reads: 58 | Comments: 3 | Likes: 2
Tags: pie, contacts, hi

A Concerned Customer

By Berrykins

A complaint to Water Bottle company. (Was for School)

Short Story | Updated Oct 15, 2009 | Reads: 31 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: concerned, customer, complaint, letter, humor, school, homework, water, bottle, company


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