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Unfamiliar Territory by Adypants

Unfamiliar Territory

By Adypants

I wrote this for a thoroughly enjoyable assignment: to write a short story placing 6 phrases in proper context:

Short Story | Updated Jul 25, 2009 | Reads: 326 | Comments: 2 | Likes: 0
Tags: unfamiliar, territory, alternative, cure, pink, floyd, funny, anal, conservative, parody, lucy, universe, strange, absurd, nonsense, desmond

Psycho Homo: A Parody Of American Psycho by Adypants

Psycho Homo: A Parody Of American Psycho

By Adypants

For possibly one of the most terrifically fun and vague assignments I've ever had, write a parody of something, I wrote a parody of Bret Easton Ellis' American Psycho. I thought I should put it up as it's something I really enjoyed writing, and I hope everyone else will enjoy it as well. :D

Short Story | Updated Jul 25, 2009 | Reads: 180 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 2
Tags: bret, easton, ellis, evan, adam, kenji, homo, gay, homosexual, bar, evolve, insides, humor, parody, funny, horror, killer, crazy

Capu And The Vampire by Adypants

Capu And The Vampire

By Adypants

A dramatic scene I wrote for an intensive course I took a year ago. The guidelines (which gave a wonderful amount of wiggle room) were to have a conflict between two characters, with one character keeping a secret from the other and build-up to the breaking point, when the character would finally...

Script | Updated Jul 25, 2009 | Reads: 77 | Comments: 2 | Likes: 2
Tags: vampire, bobby, austin, capu, capucine, intellectual, young, faulkner, teddy, garlic, absurd, dracula, funny

A Hour Glass, That Took Too Long!

By Waitillthinkofone

Its about time

Short Story | Updated Jul 25, 2009 | Reads: 42 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0

Jail Time by Gas Pedal

Jail Time

By Gas Pedal

READ!!!! please....love.

Short Story | Updated Jul 24, 2009 | Reads: 71 | Comments: 6 | Likes: 1
Tags: humor, comedy, jail, hamster, blub, toot, back, problems

If You Can't Sleep At Night, Grab A Coffee And Keep It That Way

By Howie

Yemen de Jussieu is a normal girl who has insomnia. This con becomes useful when it helps her do things she can't do in her 10-hour day. But when the doctor says that she is curing, she goes to all lengths to stay awake.

Short Story | Updated Jul 24, 2009 | Reads: 38 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: if, you, can't, sleep, at, night, grab, a, coffee, and, keep, it, that, way, yemen, de, jussieu, insomnia

OMG,My Bff,Rie!

By Sprinklez

"Omg,my bff,Rie!" is about a girl name Risuki,her bff Rie has a diesese called "Suffofomia",which means every time she sleeps,she can smother to death,and she must always be in a spacy room,no closets,small rooms. And so Risuki must spend the night to make sure she doesn't smother. Please enjoy t...

Book | Updated Jul 24, 2009 | Reads: 52 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: rie, risuki, fake, punch

"I Really Like You, So That Probably Means You Will Marry Someone Else."

By Janine Green

Janine Green and Renee Smicks are opening up their own business today. For everyone else the business is unconventional. For them its just life.

Short Story | Updated Jul 24, 2009 | Reads: 83 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: unconventional, business, love, humor

Pretty Colors

By Kristen Kay

Complete randomness

Poetry | Updated Jul 24, 2009 | Reads: 52 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0

So Easy A Caveman Can Do It IX: Half Caveman by Rjohnson

So Easy A Caveman Can Do It IX: Half Caveman

By Rjohnson

THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

Poetry | Updated Jul 24, 2009 | Reads: 93 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 0
Tags: humor, poem

Ring Around The Rosy, We All Fall Down by Old Ballball

Ring Around The Rosy, We All Fall Down

By Old Ballball

This is a silly little story about how the Universe is always listening and always has a sense of humor.

Short Story | Updated Jul 24, 2009 | Reads: 146 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 1
Tags: candace., pooh., paw., ballball.

GENEROUS Minizine by Jswindell

GENEROUS Minizine

By Jswindell

GENEROUS 'zine now comes in small sizes. Check out the Comic Edition for those who love lady funnies!

Miscellaneous | Updated Jul 23, 2009 | Reads: 66 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: comics, women, grrrl, feminist, zine, humor

So Easy A Caveman Can Do It VIII: Taxi Driver by Rjohnson

So Easy A Caveman Can Do It VIII: Taxi Driver

By Rjohnson

THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM.

Poetry | Updated Jul 23, 2009 | Reads: 44 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: poem., humor

For The Love Of Poetry

By Gwen Starspirit

14

Poetry | Updated Jul 23, 2009 | Reads: 75 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 2
Tags: gwen, starspirit, gwen, starspirit, gwenstarspirit, humor, poetry, love, life, fortheloveofpoetry, for, the, love, of, for, the, love, of, poetry, kathleen

My Death As It Is by Alleywayqueen

My Death As It Is Chapter:2

By Alleywayqueen

I died. Random I know! Here is my story

Novel | Updated Jul 23, 2009 | Reads: 25 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0


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