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The Pokey Scissors by Pgordon

The Pokey Scissors

By Pgordon

A humorous work of micro-fiction concerning a boy, a dragon, and some pokey scissors among other things.

Short Story | Updated Mar 3, 2010 | Reads: 51 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 0
Tags: micro-fiction, humor, fantasy, silly, funny, scissors, pokey, dragon, boy, teapot, veryshortstory, shortstory, pgordonkennedy

No Pasties For Me

By Donna Cavanagh

A burlesque dance class almost caught me in its web.

Essay | Updated Mar 2, 2010 | Reads: 505 | Comments: 4 | Likes: 4
Tags: humor, funny, burlesque, pasties, sex, kinky, first, dates

THE BROTHERHOOD:  Death By James Bond by M D D

THE BROTHERHOOD: Death By James Bond

By M D D

Just a little piece I wrote late at night. My school librarian liked it, so I thought I'd publish it online. Its a silly/goofy story of two twin brothers. i know the story has some stuff that makes no sense (like the fact that there was no USA in 1440) But its just part of the humor.

Short Story | Updated Mar 2, 2010 | Reads: 107 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 1
Tags: the, brotherhood, death, by, james, bond, albert, einstein, isaac, newton, humor, short, story, funny

Stagedoor Confidential by Lc Kelly

Stagedoor Confidential

By Lc Kelly

Have you ever gone to a Broadway show and stuck around after to get the actors to sign your playbill? To the experts that is called "stagedooring" and for some it isn't a special chance to meet unheard of talent but it's an casual meet up for friends. This one-act script introduces you to a gro...

Script | Updated Mar 2, 2010 | Reads: 65 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0

Stupidity At Its Best

By Malcolm

about a kid above the level of everyone else and his adeventures in middle school

Book | Updated Mar 2, 2010 | Reads: 54 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0

The Misadventures Of Pinstripe And Midget

By Connor

Join Perran (Aka Pinstripe) and Connor (Aka Midget) as they find a corpse in their house. a frantic race to get rid of it and to find out how it got their in the first place ensues, and they bite off more then they can chew. Quite literally, they've commited cannibalism on more then one occassio...

Book | Updated Mar 2, 2010 | Reads: 87 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 0
Tags: humour, mystery, comedy, .

My Relatives Are Wackier Than You Give Them Credit For: Stella Spears Adventures

By Californiacutie

Stella Spears is invited on a trip in the summer, to Lake Tahoe--with her mom's hilarious side of the family. Of course, Stella enjoys spending time with her family, but the Welch family has too much fun on the trips. Sadly, Stella speaks from experience. This is a true story of my adventures wit...

Book | Updated Mar 1, 2010 | Reads: 19 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: adventures, true, tahoe

Shrooms Like Tombs! by Iluvnuttin

Shrooms Like Tombs!

By Iluvnuttin

a poem about shrooms i dont do drugs just to make that clear

Poetry | Updated Feb 28, 2010 | Reads: 89 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 0

Fuck Edward Cullen

By migjim1

The root of relationship problems.

Poetry | Updated Feb 28, 2010 | Reads: 296 | Comments: 9 | Likes: 1
Tags: relationship, problems, funny, twilight, poetry

Beauty-Fool (For I Hate Kung Fu Frogs Poetry Challenge) by Black Enigma

"Beauty-Fool" (For I Hate Kung Fu Frogs Poetry Challenge)

By Black Enigma

Irish limericks! itz a form of poetry with only five lines in the rhythm of AABBA...my topic was beauty so here is my take on it...I hope it isnt that bad!

Poetry | Updated Feb 28, 2010 | Reads: 60 | Comments: 2 | Likes: 1
Tags: beauty, irish, limericks

Wiki Story by Chanson

Wiki Story

By Chanson

I started the story, now the fate of the story is in your hands....

Miscellaneous | Updated Feb 28, 2010 | Reads: 66 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 1
Tags: wiki, story, chanson, humor, blog, site, the, writer, in, tokyo, writer, author, novel, story, short, story

Kidnapped..........

By Almir Sabovic

I heard a noise outside it sounded like a UFO. So I got scared so I went under the blankets. I saw a big light. It felt like I was flying after a while.

Short Story | Updated Feb 28, 2010 | Reads: 54 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0

Don't Get Caught by Flylash

Don't Get Caught

By Flylash

Every kid faces this problem at some time or another, texting in school

Article | Updated Feb 27, 2010 | Reads: 92 | Comments: 4 | Likes: 3
Tags: texting, text, humor, school, trouble, avoid, problem, silent, cost, hide, phone, flylash

Ode To The Wonderful Chocolate! XD by Carina

Ode To The Wonderful Chocolate! XD

By Carina

I had a very very extremely good day today! I am doing much better. Hooray! Chocolate was a part of it yes, but I give the credit to my awesome God and to my very much loved ones ;D Enjoy the hyperness of the American teen hyped up on sugar! XD

Poetry | Updated Feb 26, 2010 | Reads: 404 | Comments: 10 | Likes: 5
Tags: chocolate, hyper, funny, yummy, nom, nom, nom, love, hungry

Go Elsewhere! (Parody Of 'Go Compare!' Advertisements)

By Whitewaterspoetry

A parody of the 'Go Compare' advertisements from television.

Poetry | Updated Feb 26, 2010 | Reads: 237 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 1
Tags: parody, humour, entertainment, whitewaters


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