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Your Ipod by Lady Alanna

Your Ipod

By Lady Alanna

Everyone loves personification. Please comment. :)

Poetry | Updated May 20, 2009 | Reads: 90 | Comments: 3 | Likes: 0
Tags: ipod, music, itunes, love, fun, personification

Anything You Can Do I Can Do Better, Sort Of

By shatt3red dr3ams

Read.

Script | Updated May 20, 2009 | Reads: 172 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0

The Science Of Farting

By Charmz

A short poem about farts...

Poetry | Updated May 19, 2009 | Reads: 49 | Comments: 2 | Likes: 1
Tags: farts, funny, secret, meaning

Hard Grinding by Stevegrinner

Hard Grinding Chapter:10

By Stevegrinner

Good evening my friends! Here's a few pointers for you on the Hard Grinding basic plotline... Setting & Location – turn of the century, industrial north mill town ‘Tittershaw’ – grinding poverty, cobbled streets. The men are as hard as concrete posts and the women ...

Novel | Updated May 19, 2009 | Reads: 63 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: humor, romance, england, sex, laughter, victorian

Rescued - A Short Story

By Benjamin Michael Hickey

A story of the closing of a Comedy Club.

Short Story | Updated May 19, 2009 | Reads: 47 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 1

Coca Cola Slurpee

By k6man

A poem about my favorite slurpee.

Poetry | Updated May 18, 2009 | Reads: 201 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 0

Diagnosed With Computer Obsession by lulusweet0717

Diagnosed With Computer Obsession

By lulusweet0717

Phoebe has a computer obsession that has gone a little over the top. After her parents confescate her PC, how will Phoebe ever live like a normal functioning teenager? A short story created by Lulu on what it means to have a life. PS: This short story does not represent me. I am not that addicte...

Short Story | Updated May 18, 2009 | Reads: 106 | Comments: 5 | Likes: 0

GRASS  (rorgon94's  Awesome Challenge) by Deathorglory

GRASS (rorgon94's Awesome Challenge)

By Deathorglory

FOR RORGON94'S AWESOME CHALLENGE!!!! People think grass is just what makes lawns look good. When a dog commences a brutal attack on the backyard, GRASS follows the experiences of one blade of grass during the whole ordeal. Is it black humor? Is it a horror story? Is it religious? You decide!

Short Story | Updated May 18, 2009 | Reads: 162 | Comments: 10 | Likes: 2
Tags: grass, rorgon94, challenge, wtf, is, this, supposed, to, be, funny, sorry, not, much, turf, humor

The Life Of A Dog by according2raven

The Life Of A Dog Chapter:1

By according2raven

Who's been with you your whole entire life? Not your parents,or siblings, or childrens-none of those. It's the most loyal,faithful,loving member of your family who has always been there for you. Your dog.

Novel | Updated May 17, 2009 | Reads: 56 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 1

Carpe Diem Natalem - Seize The (Birth)Day by Farfinagle

Carpe Diem Natalem - Seize The (Birth)Day

By Farfinagle

Getting older is GOOD - so celebrate, already!!!

Poetry | Updated May 17, 2009 | Reads: 247 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 1
Tags: birthday, celebrate, cake, seize, the, day

I Licked A Dollar Bill

By Julius Jules

WARNING: I advise against doing anything that is mentioned in this poem! I haven't really done this, it's fiction. There are more drugs on a dollar bill than you can possibly imagine... It is supposed to be sensationalist in nature, for it goes from 6, 4, 2, 1, and negative. Each time he p...

Poetry | Updated May 16, 2009 | Reads: 113 | Comments: 4 | Likes: 3

Twilight - My POV  by Justtme

Twilight - My POV

By Justtme

This is Pro AND Con. Mostly Con. :)This is my POV on Twilight by Stephenie Meyer. No offense intended, this is just my opinion.

Book Review | Updated May 15, 2009 | Reads: 164 | Comments: 8 | Likes: 3

Transvestite Zombies From The Mouth Of Hell! by Mastermosher

Transvestite Zombies From The Mouth Of Hell!

By Mastermosher

transvestites are coming back from the dead and reaping horrible revenge on all who tormented them. ENJOY

Short Story | Updated May 15, 2009 | Reads: 97 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 1

Cullen Truth Or Dare. by cherries123

Cullen Truth Or Dare. Chapter:8

By cherries123

Humor when Emmet and Jasper + Bella do Truth or dares, cullen style!

Novel | Updated May 14, 2009 | Reads: 1,708 | Comments: 20 | Likes: 3

Rob Patterson Review

By Edward And Me Forever

rob p. wat else can i say

Miscellaneous | Updated May 14, 2009 | Reads: 102 | Comments: 5 | Likes: 0


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