Um. Well! It's super random, super short, and super weird. I had a lot of time left after a test and decided to write this for my biology teacher. She liked it a lot and almost gave me extra credit points.
My confusing poem based off 'I am the Walrus'. I was interested by the way he [John Lennon] made this based off a Lewis Caroll poem called, 'The Walrus and the Carpenter' from 'Through the Looking Glass'.
A humorous poem written after listening to the frequent expression of political opinions from one of my friends. It is not intended to reflect a like or dislike for either political party, but rather to reflect my frustration after hearing one too many discussions on the subject.
What if you had to spend your final hours with a stranger? What would you talk about? What would you do?
These are the questions confronting two men locked up in a jail cell destined for expiration the next morning via a rope hung crudely over an oak tree's branch. What will they talk about? How...
First of all, Iâ€™d like to dedicate this story to Andrew (again, haha) for inventing the term â€œParzafuzzleâ€ (for more information please see â€œPenermanerma and his Magic Spork, Andyâ€) Iâ€™d also like to thank John Lennon for the song â€œNowhere Manâ€, w...
This was originally written for a contest on Storywrite.com. The challenge was to make a eulogy for the host of the contest and find creative ways for him to kick the bucket. he had several job ideas and I wove them together. I had a lot of fun posting this :)
we were doing a short story thing in English class where they pick a random topic and we write something about it. I came up with this -_- i luff apples. the sentences might come out pretty wrong, but remember it's from an apple's point of view xD