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The Diary Of Arthur Baggall - Midget Party

By Kylewilkins

Arthur hosts a party for his pint-sized friends.

Short Story | Updated Jan 19, 2009 | Reads: 261 | Comments: 2 | Likes: 1
Tags: midget, comedy, sick, funny, humour, humor, twisted, rude, twisted, dirty, naughty

For My Biology Teacher

By Alcatraz

Um. Well! It's super random, super short, and super weird. I had a lot of time left after a test and decided to write this for my biology teacher. She liked it a lot and almost gave me extra credit points.

Poetry | Updated Jan 18, 2009 | Reads: 628 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 0
Tags: random, drabble, short, weird, teacher

I Am The Dead Man (Satirical Lyrics/Poem) by Johnpaulgeorgeringo

I Am The Dead Man (Satirical Lyrics/Poem)

By Johnpaulgeorgeringo

My confusing poem based off 'I am the Walrus'. I was interested by the way he [John Lennon] made this based off a Lewis Caroll poem called, 'The Walrus and the Carpenter' from 'Through the Looking Glass'.

Poetry | Updated Jan 18, 2009 | Reads: 252 | Comments: 3 | Likes: 3
Tags: i, am, the, walrus, lewis, caroll, dead, man, satirical

To Shift The Blame by snobol4

To Shift The Blame

By snobol4

A humorous poem written after listening to the frequent expression of political opinions from one of my friends. It is not intended to reflect a like or dislike for either political party, but rather to reflect my frustration after hearing one too many discussions on the subject.

Poetry | Updated Jan 18, 2009 | Reads: 155 | Comments: 3 | Likes: 0
Tags: political, humor

Monthly Abandon

By Pail

This is a little bit of writing I did a while ago and have noe transformed it into a trilogy. This is the first part of the trilogy and it isn't very long.

Short Story | Updated Jan 18, 2009 | Reads: 136 | Comments: 8 | Likes: 4
Tags: dark, humour

Dying With A Stranger - Sunset by Lucidity

Dying With A Stranger - Sunset

By Lucidity

What if you had to spend your final hours with a stranger? What would you talk about? What would you do? These are the questions confronting two men locked up in a jail cell destined for expiration the next morning via a rope hung crudely over an oak tree's branch. What will they talk about? How...

Script | Updated Jan 17, 2009 | Reads: 119 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0

One Size Does Not Fit All

By Turnpages

A short story about the follies around getting a perfect pair of pantyhose

Short Story | Updated Jan 17, 2009 | Reads: 82 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: humor, women, undergarments

Brains, Brains And More Brains by Rjohnson

Brains, Brains And More Brains

By Rjohnson

THIS IS A FICTIONAL POEM

Poetry | Updated Jan 17, 2009 | Reads: 76 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: humor, poem

Ewwwww! Clams

By Xxxbirdiebooxxx

read this it is hilarious

Poetry | Updated Jan 17, 2009 | Reads: 127 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 1

Mister John Doe And The Eternal Parzafuzzle

By Armouredpapaya

First of all, I’d like to dedicate this story to Andrew (again, haha) for inventing the term “Parzafuzzle” (for more information please see “Penermanerma and his Magic Spork, Andy”) I’d also like to thank John Lennon for the song “Nowhere Man”, w...

Short Story | Updated Jan 17, 2009 | Reads: 89 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: john, doe, parzafuzzle, dragonforce, expert, mode

Penermanerma And His Magic Spork, Andy

By Armouredpapaya

I'd like to dedicate this to Andy (I named a spork after you! Yay!) for creating the term "Penermanerma". French class would suck without your pseudo-francais!

Short Story | Updated Jan 17, 2009 | Reads: 91 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: penermanerma, spork, andy, magic

The Eulogy

By Annemarie

This was originally written for a contest on Storywrite.com. The challenge was to make a eulogy for the host of the contest and find creative ways for him to kick the bucket. he had several job ideas and I wove them together. I had a lot of fun posting this :)

Short Story | Updated Jan 17, 2009 | Reads: 579 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 1
Tags: humour, eulogy, comedy, fiction, death

A Wrinkle Of Disrespect

By Danon

Adults might say sometimes that we children have no respect for our elders this just may be one of those times...

Article | Updated Jan 17, 2009 | Reads: 75 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 2

Ham

By Danon

Danon,Kyle,Mikey and Joe get bord one day and after hanging out playing video games they get into a few misadventures

Short Story | Updated Jan 17, 2009 | Reads: 75 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 1

Apples Who Don't Like People by Angelsong

Apples Who Don't Like People

By Angelsong

we were doing a short story thing in English class where they pick a random topic and we write something about it. I came up with this -_- i luff apples. the sentences might come out pretty wrong, but remember it's from an apple's point of view xD

Short Story | Updated Jan 16, 2009 | Reads: 200 | Comments: 22 | Likes: 6
Tags: apples, bannanas, grapes, prunes, oranges, people


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