I wish there was a modern day Robin Hood, taking from the rich and giving to the poor. Take Donnie Trump to the bank, clean him out and jack up that weird hairdo, you know it be hiding from him at night, under the bed, and laughing at him. I want to stack up that cold hard cash, storing away those gold bars, hording those diamond earrings, driving that Rolls Royce just to give it all away. Earthly possessions are meaningless in the long run. No point wasting valuable energy and time chasing after them. I don't want be rich or famous, just want to be another anonymous person. It isn't my first rodeo! Been there done that, paid too much for the t-shirt. I've stolen all my good ideas from others, sometimes I'm original but mostly its filtered from listening to someone else. I have no fear of dying. I used to be an atheist and despise the idea of god, creating all the pain and suffering in the world. And for what he did to me, now i see it as his master plan, fate! Signing on, love you all, even my arch enemy gravity! I just pushed the red button , is there a red button, good question??
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Judgment day has come to pass, watch out or you'll get run over by someone who isn't looking where they're going because they're talking on that cell phone with both hands(how do you do it?). What the car drives itself right? Damn this is the 21st century isn't it? I expected more from it. What's the slowdown, why is everybody always in a rush? Why ask why? I'm spinning in circles here and I just keep laughing at myself lololohahah. Or maybe they're just tweeting to themselves. Totally engaged in a one way conversation that's started nowhere and isn't making any progress as we speak, or tweet. What did you have for lunch? Oh had a chicken sandwich mmm it was good. Oh I don't want to forget to mention my snack. I mean we're talking life and death here this is vital information, I'm trying to get across to you. More on my snack later. And I can't wait to tell you about dinner. That's another earth shattering topic but we'll save that for later don't want to ruin the surprise. I mean you're going to pass out and need resuscitation, you may wake up on a respirator. I really can't predict what's going to happen but I know it's going to be major. We'll just have to wait and see. Time will tell, but only if you check your watch and don't forget to wind it! I was going to throw this book in the garbage, but then God offered to co-author it. He sent me an email but put it in the trash before I could read it. Then he sent me a letter but tore it up before I could see it. Surprisingly, he left me a voicemail but erased it before I could listen to it. Go figure if that isn't the strangest thing you ever heard? I tried to drop him a line but the fish weren't biting! So after all that, he decided to do a face to face. I made an appointment but he never showed up. So I started talking to the door knob again(my higher power)!
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