Funny Words of the "Wise"
"The fastest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket."
"There are no stupid questions. Just stupid people."
"People say you can't live without love. I think oxygen is more important."
"I stopped fighting my inner demons. We're on the same side now."
"The world's going to hell and I'm driving the bus."
"Life is like a bike, most of us have gears we never use."
"I'm not arguing, I'm simply explaining why I'm right."
"Ginormis Spiders- nature's reminder that you are a little girl."
"Sunglasses. Letting you stare at people without getting caught. Like facebook in real life."
"Real friends don't let you do stupid things… alone."
"I pretended that idiots are intellectuals being sarcastic. Suddenly the world is a better place."
"The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."
"Some people just need a high-five in the face with a chair."
"I'm smiling 'cause you're my sister. I'm laughing 'Cause there's nothing you can do about it." -One of my favs.