Tired of being bombarded with reasons why you need to lose weight? This article satirizes the make-you-feel-bad-about-yourself-in-order-to-sell weight-loss industry.
Remember: In the ancient times of Biblical famines, skinny people were the first to go!
The 'hits' just keep on coming. Now they are changing the receipe for ketchup. All with thebig fins that 'they' took off the cars in the early 1960's, the recipe for Coca-Cola, this is yet one more change that I really didn't need
I want you to tell me if any of these strike your match like they do mine, who knows, maybe i just have a shorter fuse for the most funny random little things. I label this humorous, cause i find me getting upset over these things are pretty damn funny =)
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