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Ghust Blohen En Tha Wend

Article By: Stormbird Throneshaker
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Tags: Humoar


Raytedd foar ahwl aghess ef thay ken reed thaht es!


Submitted:Mar 9, 2013    Reads: 22    Comments: 6    Likes: 3   


Eff et haddint ov ben fer meye gud buddy Stormburd Thrownshaykor, eye'da nevor evein treyed ta wright a dad burn thang fer nun'a ya!

Nouh eye graddgeeaided frum tha sekont graid weth onners beeyawn meye eears, ann meye teach,her sed thaht eye wus oun ov a khind.

She menchuned thaht eye hadd a langguidgh ov meye varee oun.

Et wusnt thaht eye hadd a langguidgh ov meye varee oun, et wus thaht eye cudent understannd tha wrightins ov effer oun elss.

U cee, thay ghust speld awhl thair wurds defruntlee thann eye doo!

Eye ghess tha reezhun wheye eye doo es beekoz eye liff en tha cunt,tree...eye dount thenk et's a bit fhunnee aht awhl, koz eye'm frum tha cunt,tree ann yoar awhl frum tha sit,tee!

Gohh ahedd ann laff awhl u wount tu, weth awhl yoar fhancee bhuuks weth tha pritee wrightins en theem.

Eyem khind'a leyek Festus Hayghen oun Ghun Smoak, hoo dount trusst a dickshunery tu bee writ,ten wright, du u?

Enny whay tha reel reezhun thaht eyem writ,tin u awhl aht,tawhl es beekoz ov yoar webb seyet, bhuuk,cee daht kalm!

Thay wudent lhet mee ghoin uph, koz eye wus haffen a harrd teyem ov spelleng effery theng wright leyek thay whantedd mee tu.

Nouh eye ghust whant tu nohh hoo deyed ann lhet theem bee tha ghudgh ann ghurry ov hoo wrights rong ann hoo wrights wright?

Eye pursunally thenk thaht thay ahr predgudust aghenst mee, whut du u thenk avtur reedeng whut eye haff writ,tin tu u awhl?

Shumm ov u mhay thenk thaht awhl whee mouhntan foak du es poak arown the cunt, tree leyek a bunch'a cawkadudell doos beefoar chummeng en the sit,tee ann gheteng laffd aht, koz whee ayhnt ass edgykated ass u awhl ahr!

Whell, eye kaunt bee leyek effer oun elss koz eyem ghonna bee whut eyem ghonna bee, annd thaht es mee annd noh oun elss en thiss whowl wheyed whurld.

Ghust reememmbur oun theng nouh, eff et haddint ov ben fer meye gud buddy Stormburd Thrownshaykor, eye'da nevor evein treyed ta wright a dad burn thang fer nun'a ya!

Zipp Eddy Dooda'dhay

789 Shereelydid St.

Ohsaykenucee Themouhntan 3 5 3 5 0

Pee. Ess.

Ef eye spelheld eny theng rong, lhet mee noh pleece, koz eyem souree ef eye did!





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