My Rants and Randomness

Stupid enter button! I hate you! Wait until I finish typing!

Stupid HB!!! DIE!!!!!!!!!!

....Oh what's the use? I'm the host....damn -_-

FINALLY...FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!!!!!

I HATE THE ENTER BUTTON NOW!

Seriously?! HB I divorced you! GET> OUT. OF. MAH. LIFE!

I'm too sexy for my sexiness which is too sexy for you sexiness making me more sexy than sexy

I'm so sexy, I run this shit! Like a boss!

I'm so sexy, even sparkling vampires are afriad of me

I'm so sexy, I can simply walk into mordor!

I'm too sexy for life and death

I'm so sexy, people are out to assassinate me because I is sexy!

I'm too sexy for this

GOSH! HB! GO BOTHER SOMEONE ELSE BESIDES ME! WE DUN NOT A LIKE YOU! DIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

YAY! IMMA GET BLOWN UP!!! Wait.....-_- shit....

KNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVESSSSSSSSS! I like knives rhye make me feel all tingly :P

CHARLIE!!! Let's go to pedo mountain!

They forgot this, "Voldemort is like a teenage girl. He has a tiara, a necklace, a dirary, a pet, a special cup, an obssession with a teenage boy, and wears a dress".

Interveiw with a vampire: "So, what do you do?" Edward: I sparkle *sparkle sparkle* ".........o.O.....YOU are NOT worthy to be called a vampire!" Next interveiw: "So, what do you do?" Dracula: Well I suck people's blood, have three brides, and can turn into a wicked awesome daemon." "Now THATS a vampire!"

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Self-Convo!!!!

Mind: On desk-top again Han?Well. happy birthday to you!

Me: Remind me to not give you too much candy or coffee