Omegle-
Stranger: Hi asl?
Me: hi 16 f usa. U?
Stranger: m, 19, uk
Me: Cool how r u?
Stranger: Horny
Me: (my mind-....................................) ok
Stranger: Got kik or skype? ;)
Me: .....................
Stranger:I got a 8" cock
Me: ...........ok
Stranger: So.....
Me: Goodbye Mr. horny dude!
You have disconnected.
***
Stranger: asl?
Me: f, 16, usa. U?
Stranger: f, 16, usa
Me: We must be twins!!!OMG! My long lost twin sister!!!!
Stranger: lol
You have disconnected
***
Stranger: Hi how are you?
Me: Hiand I'm good
Stranger: asl?
Me: 16, f, usa
Stranger: Ah, m, 22, india
Me: Cool, I have a friend who is over there
Stranger:Wow
Stranger: Wherein us do you live?
Me: TX
Stranger: Wow
You have disconnected
***
Stranger:m,20, horny
Me: f, 16, psychotic
Stranger: O.O *disconnects*
***
Stranger: hi, asl?
Me: f, 16, usa
Stranger: Cool, I'm m, 19, usa, South Carolina wbu?
Me: TX
Stranger: I love Texan girls! They're hot ;)
Me: ok, thanx
Stranger: No problem babe ;) I'm Garret btw
Me: Artemis
Stranger: Sweet name ;)
Stranger: You have kik?
You have disconnected
***
Stranger: Hey! Watch me strip and play wiht myself on skype? ;)
Me: (my mind- .............AH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
You have disconnected
***
Stranger: Hi asl?
Me: f, 16, usa
Stranger: m, 17, uk
Me: nice 2 meet ya
Stranger: You too. So how are you?
Me: I am epically awesome and sexy and fluffy!!!!
Stranger: lol cool cool. Oh wait, how are you sexy?
Me: I is da fluffiest sexiest epically awesome gal!
Stranger: Uh huh :P
You have disconnected
***
Me: I is da sexy fluffy pedo bear!!!
Stranger: Ted!
You have disconnected
***
Stranger: hi
Me: hi
Stranger: m, 19, usa
Me: 16, f usa
Stranger: hot??
Me: depends. U like asian girls?
Stranger: depends
Me: ah then no....i is da sexy beasta!
Stranger: ok
You have disconnected
***
More Will Come!!!!
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Chatroulette (talking)
Me: Heyo! This is the epicness!
Dude: Hi
Me: Me bored
Dude: I'm sexy and I know it
Me: *laughs*
*clicks next*
***
Dude: *masturbates*
Me: Well my dear friend, I see that you have a cock.
Me: This cock, is making me sick. So you perverted man, get yourself a gf have a ncie day!
*clicks next*
***
Dude: *shows off cock*
Me: That, my friend is the tiniest penis I have ever seen in my life and I never knew they can be that tiny
*clicks next*
***
Me: BRING ON DA COCKS!
Dude: *cock shows*
Me: O.O I...wow...I really am the Horny Summoner
*clicks next*
***
Dude: *horny dude*
Me: Really?! This is insane! The horny men are taking over da world!
*clicks next*
***
Dude: *masturbating*
Me: *sings and snaps and claps* Know your not showing ur face in this place because. You dont want anybody to know who you are. Because ur masturbating on chatroulette.
Dude: *stops and applauses*
Me: Thank you! Thank you!
*clicks next*
***
Me: I finally find girls and they are mighty cute and they dance for me. I love the internet! Yes I do!
*clicks next*
***
Dude: *masturbates*
Me: OH MY GOD! How man horny guys are there in da world?! So many of them!
*clicks next*
***
Dude: *shows off cock*
Me: WORLD PENIS DOMINATION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*clicks next*
***
More Will Come!!!!
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