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a bunch of funny poems

Submitted:Feb 14, 2010    Reads: 53    Comments: 0    Likes: 0   



"Gee mate, it's gettin' rough out here." said The thief, the kangaroo. "Yeah," said Th robber, the kangaroo's girlfriend. "I say we get rid of them Aussies!" she growled. "Life'd be a lot easier if those Australians would be nicer to us kangaroos." said The thief. So the two evil kangaroos went off to get the Aussies. But 922 minutes later, the Crocodile Hunter stopped them. "What are you mates doin'?" said the Crocodile Hunter. "Crikey mate! It's the Croc Hunter!" said Th robber. "He's real famous." said The thief. And so, the Crocodile Hunter stopped the kangaroos and saved the Aussies.  































One day, Ash, Pikachu, Max and Dawn were walking to Rustboro City when they heard a rustling noise. "Piiiikaa?" Pikachu said.

"What's that, Ash?" said Dawn. "It's probably a wild pokemon." suggested Max. "Pikapika!" Pikachu shouted, and ran into the bushes. Pikachu came back with a never-before-seen pokemon. "WOW!!!!!" Ash shouted with glee. "Pika!" Pikachu proudly said. "What should we call it?" said Max. "How about Hmm and ash ran off as fast as he could until sike thats not how it happend here is the real ending?" asked Dawn. "Great!" said Ash, and everyone agreed that it was the perfect name. "Wait until Professor Birch sees this!" beamed Dawn. "This is the greatest discovery in the Pokemon World!" said Max. And the four became very famous.

One day, a man named Smiley came in to Smileyinc.

He looked very Smiley. "What's wrong sir?" asked Adia.

"I'm upset." He replied, with a bit of Smiley in his voice."My Smiley, Smiley, ran away. And my son has a bad case of Smileynessdioga." Then he began to sob.

"Don't worry mister! Smileyinc. is here to make you smile!" said Heather. A couple of hours later, the girls had the man cheered up. And Smileyinc. had helped another customer.


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