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I Rather Be With You, But I'm Better Off Without You

By dolphint24

It's about two completely different people in high school, the popular, good girl & swim team superstar, Esther Jameson and the trouble making jerk, Malicah Rodds starting to "fake" date each other because they both have something in common. They both have a little "problem" with the person in th...

Book | Updated Apr 2, 2011 | Reads: 32 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: bettyboop, bad, esther, hotstuff, jerk, love

The Wrenn Project by I B Random

The Wrenn Project

By I B Random

Bob was bored with his job , between flicking over his Emails he fantasised about his secratary. One day his old mate sends a bizarre Email that brings fact and fantasies crashing together.A bizarre tale of science fiction and lunacy, contains some mild language and innuendo.

Book | Updated Mar 21, 2011 | Reads: 42 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0

Phantoms Of Chaos by snowman22

Phantoms Of Chaos

By snowman22

Grant Maker was a man whose participation in a vampire hunt in 1813 has caused him to live to 2011 due to being bit and turned into one. which has been a liveing hell for him in more ways than one, he just wants to die at this point but when he meets his love his ideas change ever so slightly. WA...

Book | Updated Mar 17, 2011 | Reads: 44 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 1
Tags: vampire, funny, sad, scary, horror, comedy, tradgic

Us Crazy People Are Everywhere, Because We're Cool Like That... by Livinglifewithasmile

Us Crazy People Are Everywhere, Because We're Cool Like That...

By Livinglifewithasmile

The Bright Girls are off to L.A. YAY! Watch out America, these everso mad Essex girls are coming, run, hide, lock up your children! They are coming! Daisy, Katie, May, Phoebe and their mum, are quite sensationally mad. they would feel quite at home in a home for the insane. But when they get to ...

Book | Updated Feb 25, 2011 | Reads: 49 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0

The Screen

By Phillip Donnelly

David Vincent is a man at war: at war with the office; at war with himself; and at war with the screen that stares into his eyes. A dark force in the Ministry of the Environment’s ‘Rainbow Building’, he secretly fights green hypocrisy, radioactive civil service jargon and the ...

Book | Updated Feb 12, 2011 | Reads: 28 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: screen, office, politics, humour

Letters From The Ministry

By Phillip Donnelly

Leaving the forest, S Fox takes up a management post in the Ministry of Mammals, in one of the lost cities of man. He finds the corporate world difficult to adjust to, and begins to suspect that the Council of Creatures is being overcome by dark and sinister forces. In his weekly letters to his c...

Book | Updated Feb 12, 2011 | Reads: 28 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: ministry, fox, humour, office, politics

Hugely-Significant Vocational Unpleasantness by No Stranger To The p45

Hugely-Significant Vocational Unpleasantness

By No Stranger To The p45

An excerpt from my book, No stranger to the P45. Sorry about that.

Book | Updated Feb 5, 2011 | Reads: 27 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 1
Tags: job, work, dan, griffin, chicken, funny, humour, no, stranger, to, the, p45

Murder On Anonomy

By The Bloveller

Spoof blovel(la) on writing communities, online sluspiles and publishing, Murder on Anonomy is a parody on various fairly recognisable online creative writing websites. Born out of experience of writing communities online, the ins and outs of the publishing world, online slushpiles (naming no n...

Book | Updated Jan 16, 2011 | Reads: 20 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: spoof, parody, Authonomy, publishing, writing, online, slushpiles, online, writing, communities, blovel, blovella

Beer Sea by The Greyfield Stray

Beer Sea

By The Greyfield Stray

A story about Chris, a man living in the English seaside village of Beer in devon. A mixture of black humor, coupled with a satirical look at British seaside life, from the perspective of the self proclaimed

Book | Updated Jan 15, 2011 | Reads: 62 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: jurrassic, coast, chris, sea, spoon, satire, aunt, lesbian, cake, shoe

It's Against The Taboo by Insanechildofhades

It's Against The Taboo

By Insanechildofhades

Ember Rose was a normal girl until one day she decides to wear a red skirt and her whole love life changes. Can she handle the drama of boys after her?

Book | Updated Jan 3, 2011 | Reads: 40 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 0

President Obama And His Three Main Conservative Opponents  by Evensondu

President Obama And His Three Main Conservative Opponents

By Evensondu

In the U.S., Democrats and Republicans create interesting discussions with their debates. I can’t wait to see the next one. I enjoy observing the political field. The conservative movement attracts my atten¬tion every day. That’s why I listen to Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity, and G...

Book | Updated Dec 24, 2010 | Reads: 28 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: great, political, who's, right, who's, wrong, evenson-political

Just Like In The Movies

By Ian Brooks

Some fantasies are best left between the sheets and on the big screen. But how do you react when they come to life and begin to take over yours?

Book | Updated Dec 12, 2010 | Reads: 38 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 0

Skulduggery Pleasant #4

By Skulduggeryforever

My idea of what Skulduggery pleasant #4 is like. NOT a real story. My idea. If you havent read the other ones then you wont understand.

Book | Updated Nov 23, 2010 | Reads: 55 | Comments: 3 | Likes: 0
Tags: action, adventure, comedy, romance

Coming Soon To A Trash Can Near You

By Moonmanmad

A collection of humorous short stories, essays, blurbs, one poem, and one limerick.

Book | Updated Nov 16, 2010 | Reads: 35 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: absurd, silly, humor

Un Cuento Corto

By Robertpanda

A humorous history

Book | Updated Oct 26, 2010 | Reads: 33 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: tale, humorous


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