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But... You're A Horse by David Bussell

But... You're A Horse

By David Bussell

From the internet mischief-maker who bought you the "Knock Knock Hijack", in which he ran away with a friend's Facebook joke to hilarious effect, and "Hotel Graffiti", a series of peculiar messages hidden in hotel rooms around the world, comes "But... You’re a Horse", a collection of prank...

Book | Updated Nov 24, 2014 | Reads: 37 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: bussell, horse, comedy, prank, funny

SV TCL & Associates Probe Company China Japan Europe Venture Cantilever

By gr3ygordon

SV TCLs VentureTM Linie der Freischwinger Prüfkarten, stellt die beste Epoxy-Technologie auf dem Markt und sind ideal für Logik zu testen.

Book | Updated Nov 23, 2014 | Reads: 1 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: sv, tcl, &, associates, probe, company, china, japan, europe, venture, ™, cantilever, prüfkarten

The Splendid Cafe Adventure

By Generalcustard

This day, two best friends go on an amazing adventure to their local café. What will they order? you find out.

Book | Updated Nov 3, 2014 | Reads: 20 | Comments: 11 | Likes: 5

Hot Boys, Perfect Girls And Awkward Moments

By Futouniall

Read about Victoria Paiges awkward teenage life

Book | Updated Oct 5, 2014 | Reads: 30 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 1
Tags: awkward, saying, the, wrong, thing, friendship

The Uncommon Sense Of Mullah Nasruddin by Rjsuresha

The Uncommon Sense Of Mullah Nasruddin

By Rjsuresha

"Poisoned baklava" A story excerpted from: The Uncommon Sense of the Immortal Mullah Nasruddin: Stories, jests, and donkey tales of the beloved Persian folk hero ©2011 by Ron J. Suresha Lethe Press, 2011 See more excerpted stories at: http://www.mullahnasruddin.com

Book | Updated Oct 2, 2014 | Reads: 27 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: humor, folklore, folk, stories, turkish, jokes, jokes

Muh Lyf by Magni

Muh Lyf

By Magni

Humor Autobiography.

Book | Updated Sep 29, 2014 | Reads: 10 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: autobiography, humor, comedy, memoir, jokes

The Parenting Adventures  by Carrieshomelife

The Parenting Adventures

By Carrieshomelife

A true story about myself being pregnant for the first time and becoming a mum. It was always going to be scary but when the birth became complicated boy oh boy was it traumatic and when then we were able to take our son home we had no idea what a culture shock it would be.

Book | Updated Sep 6, 2014 | Reads: 14 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: the, parenting, adventures, adventures, of, parenting, parenting, mums, to, be, mother, and, babies

The Kids Who Got A Fish by Applejacks

The Kids Who Got A Fish

By Applejacks

This is my

Book | Updated Aug 26, 2014 | Reads: 44 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 0
Tags: humor, funny, offensive, kids, book, kids, book, for, adults

Wolf Blood

By jeremy1555

Harry Doge is a very lazy dog,this got him through high school with average grades,when his Uncle convinces the University he is enrolling in to give him a chance he fails to learn a sense of responsibility.Worse is he gets stranded in the woods and is taken captive by a pack of wolves,he slowly ...

Book | Updated Aug 21, 2014 | Reads: 11 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0

Foodies Part 3 by Paul Dabrowski

Foodies Part 3

By Paul Dabrowski

There is price for everything and one should be careful what they wish for. All deals made come due eventually.

Book | Updated Aug 21, 2014 | Reads: 17 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 2
Tags: horror, prices, deals, deals, made, scary, stories, short, stories, novella, paul, dabroski, devils, gods, angels, demons, hospitals, death, life

The Whatever Adventures

By Sockmokey

meh just a short book about what goes on in my head

Book | Updated Aug 19, 2014 | Reads: 8 | Comments: 2 | Likes: 1

Talking On Omegle

By danielle12

Me talking to people on Omegle :D

Book | Updated Aug 19, 2014 | Reads: 3 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0

My Friends Story

By yoshiclay9000

so a friend sent me his story and it looked like this

Book | Updated Aug 2, 2014 | Reads: 30 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 0
Tags: funny

Wisconsin Vamp

By Swbauthor

"Midwestern nice” is hard to pull off when you’re a bloodthirsty monster. Poor Herb isn’t even sure how he got vamped in the first place. With no one to guide him, Herb fumbles into his newfound abilities, courting disaster with each bumbling step. Sure, there are some perks....

Book | Updated Jul 26, 2014 | Reads: 4 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0

Shit I Probably Shouldn't Have Put In Writing; A Self-Dooming

By Xexilia Zajac

I write a lot of odd, jokey essays and things of the like that I tend to read as my stand up routine, or intend to eventually. People tell me this is stuff you can't say. It turns out you CAN say it. . . .It just also turns out you're not supposed to.

Book | Updated Jun 23, 2014 | Reads: 28 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 0
Tags: charity, animals, abuse, humor, donate, lesbians, tits, boobs, food, mystery, crime, pulp, romance, random, weird, wtfdidijustread

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