A true story about myself being pregnant for the first time and becoming a mum. It was always going to be scary but when the birth became complicated boy oh boy was it traumatic and when then we were able to take our son home we had no idea what a culture shock it would be.
Harry Doge is a very lazy dog,this got him through high school with average grades,when his Uncle convinces the University he is enrolling in to give him a chance he fails to learn a sense of responsibility.Worse is he gets stranded in the woods and is taken captive by a pack of wolves,he slowly ...
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"Midwestern niceâ€ is hard to pull off when youâ€™re a bloodthirsty monster.
Poor Herb isnâ€™t even sure how he got vamped in the first place. With no one to guide him, Herb fumbles into his newfound abilities, courting disaster with each bumbling step. Sure, there are some perks....
I write a lot of odd, jokey essays and things of the like that I tend to read as my stand up routine, or intend to eventually. People tell me this is stuff you can't say.
It turns out you CAN say it.
. . .It just also turns out you're not supposed to.