Situation #1- Jasper Cullen just tried
to kill bella at her B-day party.
What I would do in S#1-
"Edward what the he** happened. Why did you push me you stupid
bloodsucker! Go kill Jasper now! You stupid worthless piece of
junk." I would get up and leave.
Situation #2- Edward is dumping bella
What I would do in S#2- "
Edward why would you leave me alone here? Didn't you say you
would protect me. I mean that stupid, dirty, rotten Victoria
chick is gonna suck my freak'n blood and stuff. Are you man
enough to stay with me?" "Bella I am-" "Shut up Eddy. You don't
care any freak'n more. You want that rotten scum to eat the crap
out of me." Then I would cry and beg and if he said "you really
WANT me to stay?" And then I'd say, "Yeah right, but you really
do need to protect me. I mean I don't want you around ALL the
time but maybe you should stick with stalking me at night,
Situation #3- Laurent wants to eat
What I would do in S#3- "Laurent I have
back up you know. I know a few werewolves who will gladly rip you
to shreds and eat your shreds. Do you want to see if they will
come?" Laurent looks around. And then smiles. "Laurent, you are
one dirty scum who would do anything to kill me and eat me to the
bone. Why don't you leave and then I'll make a game for you It's
called you hide and my werewolf buddies will eat you if they seek
you." I would laugh and he would run away. Then I would tell Jake
to hunt him down and kill him.
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