Unless you've been living as a
Neanderthal in a cave, you can hardly miss all the hoopla
'Twilight' has been generating in these few years.
I actually envy you if you don't
know what it is because God knows how I would love to be
It's a book about a loner emo chick
who comes to a town called 'forks' and falls in love with a
retarded being who calls himself a vampire.
If you have been blessed with some
common sense. You would probably find this book void of any real
'lurve' and some, once again, common sense.
First of all the protagonist whines.
She moans and b*tches about making anybody drive crazy! Who cares
if said person is ugly?! Who cares if the world isn't right?! Or
the world doesn't understand whatever is going in your
Nobody cares! She had the lowest
self esteem ever. We constantly hear her complain about her
Edward is so beautiful and how she is so plain!
And reading it persistently though
out the book gives one a headache. Of course, the guys who were
slobbering down to puddles of lust on her feet in the
1st book were blind.
Another thing worth mentioning is
how we are given a view of Edward's ''perfect solid chest, soft
lips, Pale skin every five pages or so.
I grew tired of reading this.
In the first book (that's the only
book I had read) Edward stares at her. Becomes increasingly
frustrated with her for no apparent reason. Chastises her. Orders
her not to do stuff. Watches her *gulp* sleep.
He doesn't even let her walk on her
own. ''the hand on her waist'' bothered me constantly. What?! Why
not make bella handicapped then?!
This isn't a perfect boyfriend.
That's what I call a douche.
And I'm pretty sure he kept this
behavior through out the other four novels and what is with the
corny dialogues he kept saying?!
I remember one, '' just because I
can't smell the wine…'' whatever. I can't even remember. Probably
And another one in Eclipse, ''Listen
to your heart…its fluttering like a hummingbird's wings,'' or
something like that.
What in the name of all that is holy
And don't tell me its romantic
dialogue or poetry or whatever. Because the next time, somebody
tells you your heart is like a hummingbird's wings.
I'll probably shit my pants.
And the way how Bella just lets
Edward get his way is outrageous. Hello! 21St century!
I have to admit that bella looked
like a normal teenager when I started the book but slowly
unfolded into a meek, timid and desperate girl who thinks she is
in love because Edward is like so like totally hot!
Bella is ungrateful. If she would be
in my school. We would probably call her a b*tch because that's
exactly how she behaves. She doesn't respond to Daddy dearest
trying attempts in conversation mocks others in a subtle manner
but doesn't think her weird and unstable (almost unhealthy)
relationship with Edward is worth any criticism. In fact she
spent her time, criticizing herself over the entire wrong things
in the whole fricking book!
She calls herself ''Responsible''.
My dead goldfish is more responsible than her.
The self pondering through out the
book is rubbish.
She doesn't care for anybody even
though ''she is seen'' doing that. What a
In creating a perfect character,
Meyer made Bella a monster. (I don't believe you when you say
that you and Bella are alike-you shouldn't either.)
Oh she's a Mary sue.
I didn't find any love anywhere and
please don't waste your breath in saying that people who hate
twilight don't know any love or are gay.
WE'RE SMARTER THAN YOU.
And yes, I'm not mentioning those
people, who read the book for fun, think it enjoyable but don't
take it seriously. I'm referring to those people who are
intensely devoted to this book; think it's way better than Harry
potter and Meyer is the best thing that ever happened to this
Because that is pure BULL.
Yes. The others who get two or three
seconds of air time in this book before going away to do whatever
they have to do.
Personally I liked Jacob. I thought
he was the only character who could actually exist in this world.
Who had a head before he also flipped and turned into a raging
lunatic by falling in love with the MARY SUE!
Why?! Did all the girls in the world
disappeared or turned partially invisible for him to not
Maybe he turned blind too.
And there was no reason for bella to
hurt him more.
No reason at all but nooooo that
monstrosity had to keep hurting people in order to make things
Jacob turns into a mouth rapist.
Haha. That was the last straw.
The other cast (Edward's family, the
class fellows, and Jacob's people and Random people who popped in
from time to time):
I've forgotten about them because
they just appear and get no character development and disappear.
Bella gets so much attention on her first day getting showered
with niceness. Real people won't give a shit.
I liked Alice but Meyer obviously
ignored all the interesting characters and moved on with all the
face touching Bella and Eddy can muster.
Cliché. Nothing happens. Nothing
happens in the 4 books. Absolutely nothing.
More touching. MORE CONVERSATION(
300 pages and nothing but touching and talking!) Boring flirting.
More corny dialogues and this is the best selling book that is
all the talk of the town.
And whenever the action gets
started, things just go fllllllaaaaaaatttt. The climax never
Need I say more?
I was bored and wrote this.
So don't dream about becoming a
super sparkly vamp who would fight with the super sexy werewolves
aka shape shifters to save a lonely emo chick because that Is not
happening. Grow up.
Oh the movie sucked. The girl who
plays Bella looks stoned and the guy playing Ed looks drunk or
: D you go guys!
P.S:And for you lovely people out
there who think that's love. Well for you all, I'll say…I don't
even have any words for you.
Oh I totally expect lots of abuse
coming in.: D…whatever. That was my point of view.