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Essay | Updated May 15, 2013 | Reads: 9 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 1
The Next Big Thing In Fiction
By Lacy CornwallI'm worried for the next generation of writers, so I'm telling them right now what they need to write about.
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| Updated Apr 29, 2013
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| Comments: 5
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It's Enough To Piss Off The Pope
By Harlowe PilgrimIt’s enough to piss off the Pope? Well if it is, it must be really, really bad. Most of the time, the Pope just turns the other cheek—in über Christ-like fashion. But he’s only human, so you know that sometimes, things get under even his skin. They push his buttons, ...
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| Updated Apr 2, 2013
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Tags: pope, adult, humor, catholic, funny, religious, jokes, harlowe, pilgrim, upskirt, foot, fetish, priests
So Much Time, So Little Change (An Excerpt)
By Thomas SullivanThe author attempts to find an old-school barber in a gentrifying neighborhood, but fails. He lands at a sleek modern salon that changes his notion of what constitutes a "good" haircut.
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| Updated Mar 22, 2013
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Tags: humor, salon, barber, nonfiction, gentrification
I Am Not A Hero
By SambeliniIn an effort to write my autobiography, I was reduced to an essay on why no one should ever write my biography.
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| Updated Mar 6, 2013
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Feeling Flushed
By Dm WaiteHow even the public bathroom is no longer a sacred place
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| Updated Feb 20, 2013
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Quantified Suction: The Hoover Unit System And You
By Pointy Little HeadHave you ever tried to explain to someone how much a particular experience sucked, but found that you lacked a common context in which to meaningfully share this information? Well the Federal Government has your back with this handy new metric system designed to let you understand exactly how mu...
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| Updated Feb 10, 2013
| Reads: 10
| Comments: 1
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Tags: humor, joke, sucks
A Thoughtful (Sexist) Analysis Of The Age Old Question: Star Wars Or Star Trek
By Pointy Little HeadThis is my thoughtful (and apparently sexist) analysis of a debate that has been plaguing American society for decades. An issue that breeds a contention that has only been intensified since the dawn of the internet. That's right, what else could it be but Star Wars vs. Star Trek.
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| Updated Feb 10, 2013
| Reads: 20
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Tags: humor, science, fiction, star, wars, star, trek, joke
Baby It's Friggin' Cold Outside
By Harlowe PilgrimIt’s so friggin’ cold outside, I can’t believe it. I caught a snowman trying to get into my house, so he could warm his snow-ass up.
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| Updated Feb 9, 2013
| Reads: 342
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Tags: cold, weather, winter, adult, humor, funny, comedy, sex
Get Naked For Valentine's
By Harlowe PilgrimWe know that much of the time, things come down to luck. Just pure, stupid-ass, roulette wheel luck. If you’re lucky in money, then you have a lot in life. If you’re not lucky in money, then to have a lot less is your lot in life. If you’re lucky in love, then your life...
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| Updated Jan 19, 2013
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Tags: funny, valentine, humor, valentine's, day, sex, plan, comedy, champagne, naked, nude
DON'T LOOK - JUMP!
By RedskelfMy first parachuting experience.
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| Updated Jan 6, 2013
| Reads: 40
| Comments: 3
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Tags: parachuting, sergeant, major
LMFAO (Laughing Mayans Fool Apocalypse Obsessed)
By Harlowe PilgrimAll the Mayans in the underworld must be laughing their asses off. There's nothing like kissing your own sweet ass goodbye … only to turn around and kiss it hello again. Neither your lips nor your ass knows whether you're going, or coming. So, was that it? The End of Days?
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| Updated Dec 24, 2012
| Reads: 786
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Tags: end, of, the, word, humor, adult, funny, comedy, rapture, sex, apocalypse, four, horsemen
Do Not Water Plants Before Taking Shower
By decorum620Lesson learned about managing the usage of well water and showering.
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| Updated Dec 18, 2012
| Reads: 27
| Comments: 0
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Tags: well, shower, water, soap, toothpaste, rabid
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