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A Trip To The Boast Office

By Donna Cavanagh

The Post Office is never a good experience. Waiting in line is a hassle, but one fine day, not too long ago, things truly went awry.

Essay | Updated Feb 12, 2010 | Reads: 253 | Comments: 5 | Likes: 4
Tags: humor, mother, post, office, books, college, police, sex, alcohol, funny

All Employees Need Training

By Donna Cavanagh

Some people have human employees, I prefer employees of the canine kind. They are loyal, cheap and a belly rub doesn't get me a sexual harassment suit.

Essay | Updated Feb 8, 2010 | Reads: 209 | Comments: 3 | Likes: 4
Tags: humor, dogs, pets, employee, training, computers, humanity, funny, office

2012: Beam Me Up I Am Ready

By Donna Cavanagh

If 2012 is the end of the world, I have my own plans for dealing with it.

Essay | Updated Feb 5, 2010 | Reads: 705 | Comments: 12 | Likes: 8
Tags: humor, 2012, end, of, the, world, mayans, funny

The Owner's Manual Dilemma

By Donna Cavanagh

As long as I have my husband, I never have to read an owner's manual.

Essay | Updated Feb 4, 2010 | Reads: 244 | Comments: 4 | Likes: 6
Tags: humor, cars, family, owner's, manuals, cell, phones, daughters, computers, funny

Old Time Diseases by Ortley Cane

Old Time Diseases

By Ortley Cane

Oh, for the good old illnesses of yesteryear....

Essay | Updated Feb 3, 2010 | Reads: 143 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 2
Tags: humor, illness, sarcasm

He May Only Have Eyes For Me, But Where Are His Ears?

By Donna Cavanagh

Men and women speak on different frequencies which may be one reason for the communication gap between the sexes.

Essay | Updated Feb 1, 2010 | Reads: 194 | Comments: 2 | Likes: 2
Tags: humor, men, woman, family, communication, sex, hearing, listening, funny

A Corrected Version Of A True Story

By Keegsta

This was a monologue I wrote for theatre class.

Essay | Updated Jan 28, 2010 | Reads: 93 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0
Tags: a, corrected, version, of, a, true, story, monologue, theatre, broken, leg

Feeling The Need To Knit

By Donna Cavanagh

I took a stab at knitting years ago, but a beautiful, handmade baby's sweater made me yearn to try again.

Essay | Updated Jan 28, 2010 | Reads: 437 | Comments: 1 | Likes: 3
Tags: humor, family, knitting, sewing, hobbies, school, babies, stabbing

Traveling? Wear Your Good Underwear

By Donna Cavanagh

Travel today is tricky. New security changes occur almost daily. A humorous view at the stricter security standards and what they may mean to us

Essay | Updated Jan 24, 2010 | Reads: 473 | Comments: 7 | Likes: 7
Tags: humor, victoria's, secret, family, underwear, airline, security, travel, nudity, adult, diapers

The Day Of The Squirrel

By Donna Cavanagh

What occurred when a ferocious squirrel found its way into my house.

Essay | Updated Jan 24, 2010 | Reads: 234 | Comments: 3 | Likes: 5
Tags: humor, squirrels, family, exterminators, barbie, voice, mail

The Abhorrence Of Excercise

By Amelia Sophia

Observations from the tread mill

Essay | Updated Jan 21, 2010 | Reads: 76 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 1

King Lear's Guide To Learing

By Mark Cuthbert Iii

Now...this was going to be titled "King Lear's things to be leary of" but I felt "guide to" sounded much more official. Plus it went with King Lear a little better. Plus I didn't think of why before I changed it I just did. I am a true rebel, a slumdog and I don't want to be a puppy. My brain is ...

Essay | Updated Jan 19, 2010 | Reads: 64 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0

First Words Mean A Lot

By James Gueth

They say first impressions last... but it all starts with the first words, especially with... women. Say the wrong word and you get the boot!

Essay | Updated Jan 14, 2010 | Reads: 133 | Comments: 3 | Likes: 2
Tags: life, james, ouma, kenyan, writing

Age Appropriate Behavior

By Donna Cavanagh

The fashion and cosmetic industry all want to dictate how and when I should age. Just, let me age at my own speed.

Essay | Updated Jan 12, 2010 | Reads: 274 | Comments: 3 | Likes: 4
Tags: humor, aging, true, life, family


By Carissa Chan

If I give the most meaningless and vague synopsis, I won't give away the horrors of my jejune and ribald writing. In that case, this piece will mention love. Read, but bring a brown bag.

Essay | Updated Dec 28, 2009 | Reads: 56 | Comments: 0 | Likes: 0

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